Fantasy Tillery

A parody Twitter account for the finest beat writer in all the land.

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Christopher Harrington, ewe has left the building. https://t.co/UfOwphKlxp

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Carry the 6, round up to nearest zero, please excrete on me dear aunt sally. ... I give up - how many?? https://t.co/kq9GpGjylq

[Memphis Grizzlies @memgrizz]

🎉🐻Hooray! Now you know it's ⌚️RT @blakemiller33: The #Grizz are back. So is #GrizzMath! #GrizzNation http://t.co/ueqKG1GHDp

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Luke Ridnour should provide plenty of help in the backcourt for the Griz. More to come in tomorrow's @memphisnews.

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Don't forget to visit ESPN for all the latest @memgrizz news!!

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What's good, y'all?

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Hey blue shirt boy over the Xfinity sign. Stay out of the Memphis! Stay in NYC writing for that wrag! @ScottCacciola

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BREAKING: Griz guard Buster Poindexter expected to miss remainder of season due to stress.

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In-N-Out Burger in L.A. has new secret menu item: Double Double Clipper style--they just throw your burger patty on the floor! Eeee!!!

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I did feel bad for Aminu when former Griz(zz) perspective owner Christian Laettner stomped on him that time, though.

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My 'N Sink Top Five, according to Griz(zz) brass: 1) JC 2) Lance Trout 3) Aminu Timberlake 4) Joey Fat One and 5) whatshisname

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Happy #JCDay. I had no idea Mr. Chasez were from the Memphis! Eeeeeee!!!!

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Been working on this since Wednesday. According to the playoff math, Grizz is now 0-27 in 13 season openers since moving to the Memphis.

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BREAKING: Look who I just found in the basement of the Alamo!! http://t.co/tuA79Ak5gO

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Found it! RT @OlegZeltser @FantasyTillery There is a gas station across the street form the Alamo and door to basement is in the beer cooler

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I are so frustrated. Been walking around the Alamo for hours but I still can't find the basement. #SanAntonioSucks

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@JohnMartinCA Because ewe does not really work for the newspaper, according to CA brass.

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We has an online-only story featuring an exclusive interview between @JohnMartinCA and Marc Gasol's unborn child, a 2031 Tigers recruit.

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Page 5, @peteredmiston tried to write about how important the NBDL is, but @HerringtonNBA got jealous and replaced it with a Humdingers ad.

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In page 2, 3 and 4, @kyleveazey rote an epic from when he spent 2 months entrenched in the lifelong hometown of a @FedExForum janitor.

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On page 1 next to me, @geoff_calkins has a columb about how the Grizz means so much to the Memphis (he thought long and hard about that one)