tj lasure

regional champ

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handjobs are underrated

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wild i am just realizing frogs are predators

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swear to god this little ass fly i just met has a deathwish

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the dude/dudette who invented "pull my finger" is a legend.

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i do so well in fantasy football until nhl season starts lol

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Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (Official Video) ft. Timbaland slaps

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@lendrum_ its not like a real IV, but def better than like gatorade n stuff

[Maroons Hockey @MaroonsHockey]

Go maroons

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wish i could google where in my apt i put the replacement record needles i got ages ago...

[Private Island @PVTILND]

TOUR TIME ⏲ ding!

9/7 San Diego
9/16 LA
9/20 SF
9/22 SEATTLE
9/23 PORTLAND

https://t.co/DBJM3wxeck

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@cherokeejack91 bragger

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@steeelerheart he must have been talking about preseason 😂

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@tayelise9 thanks tootz

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@Maxineviolet if they're chill, that's chill

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@CHEESELOUISE_ try crashing one... costs so much more 😅

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@jesusislove6969 air beach n bitches baby! (i hate this but i already typed it and gonna just bite the bullet here and hit tweet)

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i kno u want ur film to be realistic n shit, but stop using my fucking ringtones. i'll make a blog trashing ur shit even if it was good.

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prob the only person in @Spotify history to listen to Trash Talk then follow it up with Hootie & the Blowfish

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gf put holey jeans on and put her foot thru the knee-hole & said "oops wrong hole" and i said "see!" .... she didn't think it was funny..

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@wheatpop do you have to sleep to count it? i def have at like 2am