"Fear of rebellion? The only thing I fear is an empty plate!"
Cookie scoffs, bringing another greasy poultry leg to his maw.
"If you know what's good for you, you'll kiss my paw and beg for forgiveness. And maybe I will grant it to you..."
Gift from my sweet: @FapusMaximus 💖
Jules leaned in, his soft belly brushing Cookie’s as he purred, “I don’t want iou wazting a single preciouz calourie, big boi~”
Jules always knew how to make him melt—sweet words, softer touch, and that look that said 'one more bite, for me?'.
🎨 by: @FailCritter
Out back behind the coffee shop where Ozzy works.
Customer: "Y'know smoking's bad for you, right?"
Ozzy: "Wow, so smart, Karen. Dumbass. I'm 500 pounds. The cigarette's just trying to keep up."
🎨 by: @FailCritter
Going out used to be a lot easier when everything in his wardrobe fit. Of course, that was 50lbs or so ago. Maybe just DoorDash some dinner to hide that huge bat belly, Ozzy...
🎨: @RoundRams