Farcet United FC

PDFL Div 1. Intermediate Shield Winners 2016/17 🏆 Play at Nene Valley Community Centre ⚽️ #COYSB 🌭

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

🎙GAME DAY 30🎙

So it’s finally here. Our last hurrah. Our swan song. Our adieu. 🥹🌭

Details below👇

📅 04.05.24
🕑 14:00 KO
🆚 @deepingunited18
🏆 @PDFLUK Div 1
📍 Elsea Park AGP

For one last time - Let’s be having you!

#COYSB 🌭

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

🚨🚨SUNDAY SPECIAL🚨🚨

HES BACK!!!!!!

“The Gaffer” @lukeparr105 is back home.

Joining behind the scenes at Farcet United! 💙⚽

On his return, he said:

“I am and will always be a Sausage Boy. I can’t wait to see them return to the league.”

Welcome back! 👏 #FarcetUnited

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

🚨🚨🚨🚨 HE'S BACK 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Despite interest from elsewhere, the @JoshPike33 ’s a sausage boy. 🌭
⚽ 26 goals in 19 Div 1 last season
⚽ 118 goals in 102 appearances for Farcet 
🍕 244 times reminding the opposition about post-match pizza.
Goals guaranteed. Banter not so much

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

HUUUUUGE SIGNING NEWS COMING @ 2PM

Stay tuned for this one……..

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

Another one…….

The return of James Curt’is’ Jones’, an ex sausage boy who’s a bit of a utility player.

Happy to commit to the upcoming season with Farcet United.

The boy can drink, but when he sees a charters sausage roll - game on

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

Bullseye for the Sausage Boys

@Kylemdbull returns to Farcet United, eager to make his return, with a point to prove.

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

Sam’s a sausage boy

What a coup for the returning Farcet, agreeing their first signing in principle.

With 8 goals in 40 appearances in Div 1, the midfield maestro Sam Morris commits to the club for the upcoming season #COYSB

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Whilst spygate is a hot topic - there’s been sightings of the Ex Sausage Boys manager @lukeparr105 playing football with some of the Farcet Old boys 👀👀👀 #COYSB 💙

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

I am fundraising for Children with Cancer UK. in the TCS London Marathon. Here is my page if you would like to support: https://t.co/5xVLCCwv2S

@PDFLUK

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

Morning All 👋

Former player @WillPitts10 is running the London marathon tomorrow for an incredible cause. Would be amazing if any of you would like to contribute.

Please see below for details.

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

Reports emerged this evening of an unusually high number of Farcet Quarter Zips appearing in circulation, prompting speculation among observers that a larger development may be underway 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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@yaxleycsc Email sent 🙏

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Looking for a home pitch for the upcoming season!

Also looking for an evening midweek training Astro slot - everywhere seems to be fully booked!

Any suggestions?

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@yaxleycsc @yaxleycsc what the best contact to discuss this further?

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

@yaxleycsc Yaxley would be an ideal location, as a neighbouring village! 🙏

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

@danjfisher93 👀

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

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[Wrexham AFC Women @WrexhamAFCWomen]

What a feeling 🤩

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Wrexham AFC Women @WrexhamAFCWomen]

Welcome to Wrexham, Jodie Bartle 👊

The former Celtic and Newcastle United defender has signed a two-year contract with the Club 👇

🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

[Farcet United FC @FarcetU]

@thorpewoodfc @Corby_Rovers Well done lads. Check the date isn’t it 25/04/2025?