Farida/Yomna

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

I think I'm the only one who cries when it's dark out #poweroutage

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Smells like proper Shiite around here

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Why do people take massive dumps in public bathrooms?

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Starting the month off with $23, woop woop!

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Americans are so weird. Why bring ear plugs to a sleepover?

[ghufran @ghufranky]

i've done too much stupid shit i don't regret, #thereisaidit

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Bitches who complain about being fat but are constantly eating...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Gaugeing by the stiffness of my nipple, I would say it's "Fucking cold" degrees outside.

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Is this real life?

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Double-yew tee eff is life right now?

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Sick and tired of people and their bullshit! Be real or get the fuck out of my life!

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Best damn satsumas I ever ate!!!!!!! So grateful

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Female mentality: Buying things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people that don't matter.

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Egyptians live a 'no fucks given' kind of life compared to any other race

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

En route to Portland!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Fuck it" - My final thought before making most decisions.

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits

[Farida/Yomna @FaridaMatta]

The girl sat next to me smells like poop. But actually, ew

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Come with me...