may 8th, 2026.
gather round, we are here today to bury Call of Duty.
she was 22 years old.
cause of death: terminal cheating.
it started with wallhacks. cute.
then auto-aim. adorable.
now? full god mode. Thanos-with-the-gauntlet, IDDQD, "rosebud;!;!;!" levels of ascended.
Activision's anti-cheat is currently in witness protection.
@CallofDutyCM and @TreyarchCM banning hackers is like bailing out the Titanic with a shot glass, except the shot glass also has a subscription fee.
And let's not forget Black Ops 7 was already on life support: aim assist nerfed into a polite suggestion, movement that looks like a Red Bull-fueled seizure, SBMM wider than my student loans, plus the usual buffet of wallhackers and rage-quit-inducing aimbotters.
press F out of respect.
Full game at https://t.co/nwGQKPmYYD
I sold my 20th xbox 360 scuf controller last week! Just wanted to say thanks to anyone that has supported me whether it’s been a purchase, getting your controller restored, or helping me find one for my collection. I still have plenty more! Message for info 👌🏼
may 8th, 2026.
gather round, we are here today to bury Call of Duty.
she was 22 years old.
cause of death: terminal cheating.
it started with wallhacks. cute.
then auto-aim. adorable.
now? full god mode. Thanos-with-the-gauntlet, IDDQD, "rosebud;!;!;!" levels of ascended.
Activision's anti-cheat is currently in witness protection.
@CallofDutyCM and @TreyarchCM banning hackers is like bailing out the Titanic with a shot glass, except the shot glass also has a subscription fee.
And let's not forget Black Ops 7 was already on life support: aim assist nerfed into a polite suggestion, movement that looks like a Red Bull-fueled seizure, SBMM wider than my student loans, plus the usual buffet of wallhackers and rage-quit-inducing aimbotters.
press F out of respect.
Full game at https://t.co/nwGQKPmYYD
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