ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.
Khabib on meeting Sir Alex:
🗣 "He asked me if I wanted a glass of wine. I'm thinking, how do I explain to him that I'm a Muslim? So I just said, 'drinking is not good for me because if I do then I will smash all of you guys up.'
He replied, 'Ok, best if you don't drink'."