Faris

Everybody's favourite Brown boy.

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

@OfficialFPL HELP! I’ve used my free hit to find the Villa games now been postponed. How is one supposed to play fantasy fairly when all the games are being postponed? I’m not having fun anymore. I’d like my free hit reimbursed please, thank you!

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

I’m a Courageous Cruncher! What type of Cruncher are you? Buy a pack to find out #CrunchyNutShazam

[DFA @DONTFCKABOUT]

See what went down when @PengestMunch linked up with @Bonkaz to rate Thornton Heath's @MorleysChicken

https://t.co/6Z0IFP0JkD

[Jaden @jaden]

Nothing Better Than Getting Away From Your Fake Friends For A While.

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

Yo can anyone come to my yard and help me complete a level on Batman The Arkham Knight on Xbox? Will give you a couple custard creams.

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

It's a bit of a vicious cycle when setting a New Years resolution to work out whilst having a lot of leftover chocolate from Christmas!

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

Hahaha Ray J telling us all to keep jerking off at his sex tape with Kim K! Yeezus smite him down! @kanyewest

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

Best album of the year would have to go to Made in the Manor. Pure fire 🔥 🔥🔥 @TheRealKano

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

On a level though this year has been a madness for music. Too many sick albums dropped.

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

Cannot believe today is the last day of this year. 2016 has been like an episode of Black Mirror!

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I had an unforgettably good first time in New Zealand. I've decided I'll be moving here in the next 15 years, and bringing some black people

[nydoorman @NYDoorman]

just when 2016 couldn't get worse.

[help puerto rico 𓆏 @thethirdvogel]

White people can sync their Christmas lights to All I Want For Christmas Is You, but can't even clap on beat.

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

Hoooooooooooly shit! Snow leopards in Mumbai! I do not want to visit India anytime soon! #PlanetEarth

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

New Cole, new Post Malone. Happy Friday 🙌🏿

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

Should be in Ally Pally right now but instead manz sitting here feeling sorry for himself with sudacream on the forehead.

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

J.Cole dropping an album next week! Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night ✌🏿️

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

My friend Martin was the kind of guy that read the MSN T&Cs. Now he gets bare girls. Moral of the story, always read the T&Cs!

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

@SamuelDFA yeah I want those gospel feels brrrooo. Hopefully see you in there, I'll be in the standing zone harmonising 🎶

[Faris @FarisAmauri]

@SamuelDFA you seeing Chance tomorrow night g?