Average Joe Farmer

It's me. I'm him. Musings on corn and life.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@DeanTTraining My metabolism also has trouble with the equivalent of 4 or 5 cans of regular soda. 😬

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

A song about my grain marketing 😭 https://t.co/h0va3Tl0WZ

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@laurenpayne2012 Interest rates were 18% tho.🙃🫪

[Michael Green @profplum99]

“I wanna be a trillionaire… so frickin’ bad, buy all the things I never had”

VOO crosses Elon territory…

Some stats: 43% was due to asset appreciation, 57% from inflow — 62% of flow came from just the past three years

@t1alpha

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@FoulkShay You invest land rent at 6%. Which is obviously not invested into more farm ground because that's 1.68% yield, at least at sale (wow). I think this is our answer.

But will I sell? Probably not...🫣🤫. Because holding something real when so much is fake is an intangible.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@onlystresstoday They won't just wonder about you. They'll blame you.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@ckleene @sschevelle33 Were plenty long. Story is tired. Looking down barrel of seasonals. And remembering last year. Month end report or weather changes things. All I got. 🤷

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@OsheaJacksonJr @gravelmath I am almost as impressed with his stage presence as I am with the bird calls 🔥

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@cowtown_law Probs. You dare not step in front of it.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

I calculated how much money I will have when I'm 90 based on expected returns of the S&P.

It's $117 Bajillion. And we all completely deserve it for doing nothing, right?

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@cowtown_law That's one option. The other is a massive correction. Not gutsy enough to bet on it though.

But something will break.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@sometimesamedic @lippyent Doze, bury, farm, government payment, profit. Have you learned nothing?

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@Thunder46216520 @JanMcLa96148225 Interesting! I wonder if we're too far south here. Nebraska is equivalent to Spain in terms of latitude, believe it or not. I was also reading you need to be a little careful if you happen to see wild ones. Love berries, btw.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@CropInsBatman They told me I need to find "my edge."

I think timing my hail purchase based on the day's forecast is it.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@iamyourfarmer @silvopasturist I suspect they treated you worse as a dealer than if you had just been an angry customer.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@Thunder46216520 @JanMcLa96148225 Never seen those, we don't have them here.

The berries, I mean.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@Crop_Ins_Guy @trukb22 Can't we just all agree to walk?

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@YFIHQ GnR playing in the background.

"Do not go gentle into that good night"

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@ckleene Her mountain air was hurting people. She should've gone for victimless activities, like multimillion dollar insider trading.

[Average Joe Farmer @farmer_average]

@JordanSchu76936 @E_Energy_Adams amazing. E85 market is just too niche. The few places that carry it can charge whatever they want for the few of us who run it.