flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾

celebrity of my own life

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

CCTV caught these snow leopards being absolute cuddle bugs.

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

@theralkia American Psycho is just a tutorial for making it through the day

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

The guy is weird for still wanting to meet after she asked that

[Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine]

Single girlfriend in NYC’s text exchange with a Hinge match. She’s upset. In my opinion…

- She’s entitled to whatever expectations of men she wants, but asking a stranger from the internet to send a car is cringey, and she has no business being upset if he won’t

- The guy’s response is simultaneously fair, abrasive, and weird. Just say “How about I come to you?” if you still want the date, or “I don’t think this is a fit…” if you don’t

Hard not to stay stuck single if you interact like this 😬

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

@oecolamp It’s antisocial behavior

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

This is what girls mean by a dad bod btw

[Best of Eric Bana @bestofericbana]

Hector in Troy (2004.

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

When I was a kid I went to a dentist who had a bunch of young hot blonde assistants who he would take on “work trips” to Vegas. He asked my mom to come and I just remember never going there again and not being told why

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Do you think the dentist actually does anything with his harem or is it just for show to stunt on us plebian patients

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

Old fat guy in the sauna kept trying to talk to me about Israel causing the Iran bombings while his dick was out (it’s a coed sauna)

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

Absolutely love these beasts

[ABC News @ABC]

A group of orcas was captured on camera engaging in what scientists call "ram-to-fragment" behavior.

One whale holds a large sunfish and lets go just before another rams it at high speed, pulverizing the fish into thousands of pieces.

In a new study, scientists say the behavior could be a clever way to feed the young, a form of play, or a combination of both.

Read more: https://t.co/wEDtJZlvpt

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

Cock shame

[Luca🕷️(check link) @LucesWrld]

How can people wear swim trunks without underwear 😭 I can’t show it like that

[T#3 @tykng_]

Going to the movies by yourself is literally a humiliation ritual

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

“Building an empire” red flag language

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

My ideal relationship has never been meek and obedient. My ideal relationship has always been let’s build an EMPIRE… TOGETHER. Few.

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

Ohhhh so the ancient ones will rise from the depths and baptize us in fire

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

In his defense, the doctor did ruin his nose

[KickChamp👑 @Kick_Champ]

Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career 😳

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

You want me to be your girlfriend until | tap my pistol on your windshield

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[meemaw @mee___maw]

my job on the commune would probably be extracting profit from the labor and resources of the exploited periphery

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

Love the catapults

[Green HOOD @GreenArrow17]

スターウォーズ ファントム・メナスのバトルドロイドが出てくるシーンめちゃくちゃ好きなんだよね

[flight risk 👨🏻‍🌾 @FarmerM0use]

@UpdatingOnRome Feel like the right image when you read about John Kantakouzenos