Eliza Jane

amateur welder & struggling student. be great, even when you don’t have to be

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

May your trails be crooked, winding & dangerous, leading you to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into & above the clouds.

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

@BobekClay I’ve been trying to but it’s hard since some quizzes are open for only a day on certain days 😅

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

To everyone who’s taking online college classes currently: how are you staying focused, managing your time, etc? Need new ideas because I’m really struggling to adjust and also keep my job at the same time.

[➹Jayden @jmuench0]

My current mental health is exactly like the current stock market. On a downward trend heading towards a Great Depression.

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

There’s a manufacturing company that is disinfecting every piece of metal when enters the building & after every process it goes through on the floor, meanwhile the company I work for doesn’t even know if the soap in the dispensers is antibacterial or not. 🙃

[KT @ranchingaround]

In case anyone forgets, oil and cows are essentials.

[Kadie Humphreys @_kdp143]

Y’all will buy 24 bottles of hand sanitizer and 17 cans of Lysol but won’t take off your shoes when you walk into your house 🤢

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

We got new spatter spray at work (it’s red instead of yellow), today there were several confirmed cases of the coronavirus in SD. One of the older guys was going around work coughing and telling everyone that the new spatter spray was from China....sometimes I love my job 😂

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

I could be at the American right now with a hot cowboy but my nieghbir told me he was a player but really, my neighbor was just an asshole.

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

“Yeah I went into your barn to see if you were in there”

Ok, first of all none of the doors were open and none of the gates were open surrounding it so obviously not. Second, I don’t even know you so don’t go into buildings on my place without my permission. K thx.

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

@sandhsweetheart Or when people compare dressing “professional” for class vs how “professional” you are in real life

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

If you’ve never fallen asleep while welding then we have not been on the same level of tired, at all.

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

One of the guys at work offered my Girl Scout cookies but I turned them down & said I wasn’t feeling well when I’m reality I had just accidentally hammered myself in the gut while in an tight spot...they probably think I’m on my period or something but I’m just a dumbass.

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

Time moves on, gravity pulls down, you don’t love me and the world’s still round.

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

@IH_Plowboy I didn’t think so but I figured I would just throw that in there! There’s a couple other decent low key bars dt but honestly I’m never down there so I can’t remember the names 😂

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

@IH_Plowboy @ZachVanWesten Rays if you want to just have a beer, the nine if you wanna party hardy

[Hope Mayo Floeck @HopeFloeck]

My 10yo son asked if I’d share all his John Deere collection that he is selling. Please share to someone that might be interested or RT.

Thanks #AgTwitter & beyond....😎👍🏼

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

@JLazySAngus @munrokg @HelgaSpeck I guess I must be behind the times then, I had never heard of that, thank you! We just always skinned and transferred hides if the calf died and we wanted the cow to take a new one

[Eliza Jane @Farmthoughts]

@HelgaSpeck @JLazySAngus I am also curious as to why no smelling until day 3, we’ve always let them smell the orphan calf right away, so you also skin the original calf that’s died and put it on the orphan calf so it smells like her own?