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I am the best dang offensive line coach and dang algebra 2 teacher. ** To submit Farnsleyisms - mention us in your tweet, son **

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Shoutout to @CoachTWeber and his appreciation of the account. Finally someone has some dang sense of humor! #ItsNotAboutThem #ItsAboutUs

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What in the hell, am I hearin' things or is Leachman about to win the dang Open

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I am so dang proud of you boys

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#GuiltyPleasure . Watching Jack Sides sleep . So at ease . Such good demeanor .

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#GuiltyPleasure . Calling Wells late at night to talk about our feelings , and Gifs demeanor.

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#GuiltyPleasure . Riding a rip stick through the streets at 1 am thinking about gifs demeanor .

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[classic] "I've said this thang a million times, linebackers make tackles, defensive lineman cause fumbles."

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I hope Marla has some butterscotch at home

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"A prowling we will go... A prowling we will go... Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a prowling we will go."

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"You are D.A.L. Dead Ass Last!"

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"Son you're about as lost as a goose!"

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"There's a reason none of yall have homecoming dates, and it starts right here."

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"Well shit did you kiss him while you were grabbing him?"

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"Hey! I love smooth jazz!"

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Austin Webb all you've got in yer noggin is a bb and a dang marble

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@THEBIGC_50 poor tweet, son

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"Boys yall just gotta go out there and stick it in their butts and tell me there's nothing they can do about it!"

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It's ok coach it's just a phase."Is it the dumbass phase?"