Farrell Dillon

Appearing at @kimmelscomedy at @LinqPromenade ✨🎩✨

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@its_The_Dr @greggutfeld Harvey Pretending not to understand what he’s talking about. Is so annoying

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@MTGSecretLair lol you guys do this but only give us 10 mins to complete our checkout.

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

Proud of my wife for fighting against oppressive governmental Bureaucracy aimed at kids trying to operate lemonade stands while @SNHDinfo let people set up food carts and taco stands un permitted on the street all over the city.
#letkidssell

https://t.co/P2gKK9L0Wk

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain 😂😂😂���️

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@shells1143 @VictorJoecks @SNHDinfo I love the Taco stands that litter the entire city but know for sure they have no permits at all. Also the fruit cart people who have stands everywhere

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@Miss_Pellin @VictorJoecks @SNHDinfo

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@AdamTheGatherin Because Commander =

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@Kesswylie Ulamog delve! 😍😍😍

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

This might be the most broken Counterspell ever. #mtg #secretlair #Hasbro

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain 😂😂😂 IM NOT EATING THE BUGS!!

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@JoshLeeKwai I assume you didn’t consider Bazaar of Baghdad because it’s a $3000.00 reserve list card?

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain Do you make a cameo in Lady Ballers?

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain That block was 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 fined for being too good??

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@Johnhen55556124 @PNW_Prim Well, I’ll start with Wagner is our best defensive player even after all these years. And Tyler is our best offensive player.

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

#monsterjam

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain I couldn’t imagine going to this movie and expecting anything other than entertainment for the lowest common denominator. I would feel mislead if I saw it and got art instead of just terrible writing and low brow humor. It was always going to be that and is what it is advertised

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain great seeing you in Traffic hell yesterday!! Anytime you wanna come see my show I’ll gladly get you tickets!

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain welcome to Vegas! If you want to come see my show I’d love to invite you any time! Then you can see more than what I’ve shown you on Masters of Illusion! Hope you’re enjoying Vegas!

[Farrell Dillon @FarrellfarrellX]

@RealDeanCain welcome to Vegas!!! If you want to come see a show and bring your son would love to have you! Send me a DM if you want.

[Hofbrauhaus Las Vegas @HofbrauhausLV]

From Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club at @LinqPromenade to our Haus, Comedy Magician @FarrellfarrellX will participate in this year’s pretzel eating contest. 🥨 If he wins, he will also be tapping the first keg of Hofbräu Maibock! 🍺 #nationalpretzelday