Simon Palfreeman

Born, raised and worked in Farsley, Leeds for 53 years. Had the gonads to retire to south east Spain in 2017. living the dream 🌞🏊‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🍺

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

@StrtOuttaCRO Very well done Claire.
Me and the current Mrs P are now both 6 years 7 months without alcohol. Never felt so good😊💪

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Why do they drag the off by the arms. Just use the unwashed hair and watch them howl like babies

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

They should run them over and when they call for an ambulance tell them to go forth and prosper.

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Climate change activists are now blocking ambulances from driving through.

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

@TheSquareBall @Michael_TSB DGTBJY got ahead of you boys. Lazyitus kicking in.🤷‍♂️

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Ahora perfecto 🎂🎂🎂🎂

[Mar Garcia 💙💛 @Margarciafdez]

5 years of craziness! 💚

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Three seasons in the premier league and I’ve enjoyed about 20 minutes of it. Back to ifollow next season and do t give a fuck anymore.

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Leeds would have taken more #MOT

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1987 an estimated 800,000 people flocked to the the Golden Gate Bridge for its 50th anniversary. The weight of the large crowd caused the bridge to sag 7 feet, flattening its usual convex shape. Engineer Daniel E. Mohn reaffirmed the bridge was not overstressed as a result of Bridgewalk '87.

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Let’s give everyone at the club a massive lift for the last seven games.
SACK ORTA & KINNEAR TODAY. Out of their depth but they can’t see it or don’t want to believe it. #cluelessclowns

[Jacques @jacqueslufc]

LUFC fans Billy Foster and Jordan Spieth with a Leeds salute in the golf #lufc

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Never going to happen pal.

[EAMO @EamoV1]

Leeds United will some day get a bit of luck. Presumably.

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

I live in southern Spain ����🇸 (Murcia ) and the worst weather we have had is 4 cloudy days. I can’t understand the reason for the shortage of tomatoes. 🤷‍♂️

[Dan Moylan @DanMoylan]

🍅 Look at me, the King of Bradford! 🤴🏼

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Makes sense to me👍

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

Jeffree Star is absolutely spot on here 👏

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

This is a MUST watch! Utterly brilliant speech by @KonstantinKisin on why woke culture has gone too far.

“The only thing that wokeness has to offer is to brainwash bright young minds like you to believe you are victims” 👏👏👏

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

More moving parts than a Rolex😂

[Chris Lumley @lumers73]

Bit of practice with the new driver, looking forward to Saturday. #happy

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

@SNFLLF Feliz Navidad a todos
Similar views but a tad warmer in south east Spain 🇪🇸

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

@heppelltron Big coyt🤷‍♂️🥶

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

@ossett_white Just 20c 🌞 this afternoon pal 😉

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

Couple of hours in the sun, chilling before the big match tonight😉

[Simon Palfreeman @FarsleyWhite]

See you Thursday at Elche. Mazarrón Whites will be there🍺👍

[Kate Hoey @CatharineHoey]

In defence of Lady Susan Hussey https://t.co/b17TQZ5rGJ via @spectator