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I want this feature! Hopefully they make this like sharing your location with friends/family and we can provide instant Fart Rate updates! #iFart #FartFact

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Who needs vision pro when you can track your farts? Who wants this feature!?!? #farts @FartAnswer credit: @soren_iverson

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Who needs vision pro when you can track your farts? Who wants this feature!?!? #farts @FartAnswer credit: @soren_iverson

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@FartQuestion What goes in must come out…

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@FartQuestion Only the best of the best are able to perform at such a high level! #FartFact

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The best way to mask the sound is to hold your fart until you’re near the launch of a rocket ship. The shuttle won’t be the only thing blasting off! #FartFact

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What’s the best way to cover up the sound of a fart? #farts @FartAnswer

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@FartQuestion You’ll never be out of a job! There are always more questions to assk and to answer #FartFact

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You might end up getting more “coal” than you anticipated #NaughtyOrNice #FartFact

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What happens if I fart in my stocking the night before Christmas? #farts #christmas @FartAnswer

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@FartQuestion Depends on the square footage of the room and how many Brussels sprouts you’ve eaten that day

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@FartQuestion @elonmusk $8 for a blue check, but what we’d like to know is…how much for a brown check? #MoreQuestionsThanAnswers

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@FartQuestion @Maximus93Max FlatuLance Bass, Fart Garfunkel, The Stinklevoss Twins…

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@FartQuestion @youwouldknow When you make a wrong guess it can cause a mess #FartFact #CleanupOnAisleUnderwear

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@FartQuestion Hard to say exactly, but it seems to be an elon-gated stench #FartFact

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Keep ‘em clenched and do short, quick releases to mitigate risk #FartFact

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Any tips for farting harder, but not too hard (if you know what I mean) #farts @FartAnswer

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Any tips for farting harder, but not too hard (if you know what I mean) #farts @FartAnswer

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“Total Eclipse of the Fart” #farts @FartAnswer #fartsongchallenge

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“Toxic” #farts @FartAnswer #fartsongchallenge #nochangeneeded #BritneySpears

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I’ve been stinkin’ round you #FrankOcean #FartFact

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“I can smell it, coming in the air tonight, fart on” #farts @FartAnswer #fartsongchallenge

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@FartQuestion A-B-C-D-E-Fart you and your dog, at your house or at your job

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“Farter Starter” or “Fire Farter” - take your pick #farts @FartAnswer #fartsongchallenge