Heather Nelson

Yeah, no.

[Holly Robinson Peete 💃🏾♍️ @hollyrpeete]

Crushing 💔💔💔🙏🏾

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@DaisyFuentes @richardmarx @PaulaGomez Try vapid cumhole.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@ColinHanks I saw one that said "hold my cocaine". Totally valid.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@pattonoswalt My melon? Blind.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@pattonoswalt I read, "I wish meth labs were this fun when I was a kid". 😬 I probably need therapy.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@MarleeMatlin Always do.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@Wolfiesmom In December, my baby brother died. Since I basically lived in the thing 24/7, I now refer to it as my armpit robe. Hashtag adorable.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@Wolfiesmom It's the new toilet paper apparently.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@tonyhawk I got sick when I returned from Elijah's funeral, which was in Port Townsend, WA, in mid January. I flew out of Seattle. It was not a normal cold...sore throat for 3 days, not the horrible sinus crap I usually get, then a cough, which I still have.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@trishayearwood @BethBernard85 @FoodNetwork I don't have a picture handy, but my blood orange buttermilk loaf cake is divine.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@amyklobuchar @PeteButtigieg I would have loved to see you two run together...and win! Didn't care who was Pres / VP.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@itsgabrielleu It's been for sale at Vons (Safeway, Pavillions) for months.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@larainenewman Coloring

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@MJMcKean My brother died.

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@SteveMartinToGo I don't even have a doorbell, but you can bet your ass I will get up to answer the door when a doorbell rings on TV. 😐

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

My brother's obituary. #elijahnelson

https://t.co/zIogoPIzg9

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@chrissyteigen Assbag McGee strikes again. Just say a resolution, you toadfuck. #itsnotrocketsurgery

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

December 15, 1979, the morning after Elijah was born. He came into our family and changed our lives forever. And now he's gone, and we will never be the same. Rest in peace, baby brother 💔 https://t.co/o6wKeiAfbh

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

My baby brother died on Saturday morning. 💔

[Heather Nelson @FartfaceNelly]

@EricMcCormack Barry Manilow. I know.