Fart Master Fee

Flatulence is everywhere, don't be afraid to get out and smell the roses.

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Can’t tell me Sphere wasn’t made for Phish after watching this video. #PhishIsByFarTheBestBandEver

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

The rise of surveillance capitalism must be stopped.

Charging obscene airfare because the algorithm knows you're going to a funeral should be illegal. Using our data to price gouge us should be illegal.

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@SenFettermanPA Why is it on the floor?

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It was a simpler time

[Chris Walker @WalkerATX]

It's Summer 1985 in Austin and you're swimming @fox7austin

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@AmericaPartyX Your assumption that labor costs drops to zero with robotics is absurd.

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@StraightCash13 @GeoRebekah No roof closed and AC will be on

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@Wombat_Matt He’ll take your finger off!

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@statesman Swamp rats

[JEYCY💙💛👉🦅👈🇲🇽 @jecy85]

HDSPTM TENGO QUE RECONOCER QUE ÉL OJOS DE MAPACHE, LUIS GARCÍA Y CAMPOS SON UN D3SM4DR3 PARA NARRAR Y ME DIVIERTO Y ESO LOS HACE SER LOS MEJORES.

[Fart Master Fee @FartMasterFlash]

The Euro mind can’t comprehend

[Facts About Texas @FactsAboutTexas]

No, that’s Leif Johnson Ford.

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@evansinco @LawnMemo Paraguay is not bad, but not great. We just kicked their ass tonight.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Ben Franklin invented electricity when he was president so that we could watch America dominate the Europoors at their own sport

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@iKoalaWala @prayforthekidz @YourAnonNews Exactly!

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@FCNightingale Yall that have been to Borger know that you better build something to withstand hurricane force winds

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It’s that time of the year

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

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@Cloudchord Very true

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@prayforthekidz @YourAnonNews I hate on him for many things but doing pt with troops and being a good example of exercising is a positive thing.

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The world is full of awesome people

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

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@TonightWeBoogie Tweezer Jam in Costa Rica?