Little Birdie

Self confessed expert in reading, dancing and zabardast drama... I cook bak-bak real well....!! Also, I bake those fluffy cakes you always dream of...

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

Dear @zomato, trust you to be a benchmark on worst customer service, shameless disregard of customer loyalty and absolutely no accountability. Complete mental harassment ..!!!

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

Happiness is my crime-show lover hubby suggesting we watch Legally Blonde on Saturday night, coz he saw the court room clips on reels. Loving it so far..!!!

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

When your 3 year old starts talking with terms like evaporation, condensation and precipitation. Hands raised for Gen Alpha..!!!

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

@CJoshi28 Hey. Ya. Puneri since 7 years now

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

@aaipunairport why does none of the ladies washrooms have handwash soap available? All dispensers have colored water in them. Seeing this since last 3-4 visits. Why the corruption? Few also missing toilet rolls.

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

Received incomplete order from @zomato and @burmaburmaindia , yet charged for the whole order. Absolutely no customer care service and no reply to repeat emails. Pathetic service.

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

@airtelindia @DoT_India @TOIIndiaNews @IndiaToday @aajtak @ndtv can anyone help with @airtelindia @JaagoGrahak @jaagograhakjago @consaff

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

@airtelindia Please confirm the TAT for the service issue resolution. 7-8 days for a simple shifting!!

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

@airtelindia When trying to disconnect, @airtelindia is putting me on hold so that I cannot say I disconnected. Surprise Surprise!! @DoT_India they are not disconnecting my connection!! Despite me asking them to for 30 mins!!

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

@Janasevaka0 It’s UTCH169998

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

No service from @Janasevaka0 for Aadhar enrolment home visit despite following up for 2 weeks. So much for Digital India dreams.

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

The amount of bird sounds I’ve been making for baby M, I might just rename myself as Lil Birdhouse.

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

@CJoshi28 @iamsrk Hi 👋😀😀

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

Also training baby M to jazz up to @iamsrk songs from the first day itself. 🥹😂

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

Scene: baby not sleeping, mommy doesn’t know any lullaby.
Mommy starts singing Jigglypuff.
Baby asleep in 5 mins.
Baby 0 Pokèmon 1.
#PokemonParent

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

Nephew asked the opposite of सत्य in Hindi quiz and he wrote झूठ.
The teacher deducted marks and corrected it to असत्य.
What's right, logic or cramming??
#EducationSystem

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

R: Don't mess with me, or I'll do rectumsempra on you..
S: errmmm.. you mean, sectumsempra 😂
R: oh yaa that..!! 🥴
#HPFansOnly

[Little Birdie @FarziChef]

Today's highlight:
R: you're such a human being, S.
S: ermmm..
R: if I'm going down, you pull me further down
S: 😈😈..welcome to the depths 😈

[Rochak Garg @rochakgarg]

Update 2: Another of the ground staff came and examined and says "Sir, seat ko rakh diya hai and woh hil nahi rahi hai, so it's fine. There is nothing to take care of here".

It's just amazing how the staff knows to take care of passengers' issues!! @IndiGo6E