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Years ago, kids used to check their closets and under their beds for the boogeyman. Now those kids who have become billionaire team owners and league executives check those same places for @PabloTorre . He is a bad, bad man doing important work.

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@ESPNInsights How is this possible? I thought he had the platinum hands to go with the platinum
glove? So curious.

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@bballdad44745 How does the reincarnation of Ozzie Smith make such a mistake? Boggles the mind.

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@TSolds @longleysunsport You do realize he hit better, and for more power, when he was heavier, right?

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@KeeganMatheson If Vladdy played in Philly, he is well past the point where he would be assailed by various batteries. Stern looks from the lower bowl and direct questions about his on field performance dont compare.

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@bballdad44745 Whoever has the Blue Jay voodoo dolls needs to back off.

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@mike_petriello I framed the last part poorly. This year is being judged against last. Regression by key players combined with Ponce's injury, Hoffman's continued trouble, failure with men in scoring position has this team where they should be. I still hope they have a run though.

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@KeeganMatheson It’s hard to understand the regression in the fundamentals of the game. So much of their damage is self inflicted.

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@bballdad44745 He has a whole country voting for him because he is a hard nosed, pedal to the metal ballplayer who exemplifies what the Blue Jays aspire to be. Also, he seems to be incredibly popular with female Jays fans which doesn’t hurt his vote ability.

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@Sports1440 The Blue Jays are in Chicago playing the Cubs.

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@FOS Joe Rogan thinks hyperbole rhymes with Super Bowl.

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@mike_petriello What happened to him? He terrorized the Blue Jays a few weeks ago.

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@RobClarkTenor Absolutely amazing news. Congratulations and continued improving health.

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@arielhelwani So incredibly happy for you and all other Knick fans to witness that. As someone with no rooting interest, it was tremendous theatre. Former Raptor O.G doing Original Gangsta stuff at the end.

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@cbepbp Season ticket operators are standing by now!

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@Ricky_Ro24 Ricky, in a game where there are stats/metrics for everything, why isn’t there a metric for pitches per out? Hitting triple digits is great but if you can wrap up an at bat in 3-4 pitches, wouldn’t that be better?

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@cbepbp You say this as if Ottawa is more than a decent AHL team?

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@richarddeitsch @ddale8 Messr’s Dale and Deitsch are “taking the piss” as they say in England. Good job gentlemen.

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@HayesTSN @odognine2 Please check and make sure Struddy is ok. Between last night and this morning, he is going through it.