Nicholas

Run fast, kick ass. Amateur BLU mercenary and @ThatDemoLady's beautiful basher.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

A man (?) of many names.

Nicholas.
Nikkie.
Dumbass.
Shitstain.
Blue bumbler.
Bat-shit crazy.
"GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY DAUGHTER"
Blu fucktoy.
Something in Japanese, he didn't understand the word.
Freckle-faced fuckboy.

He's got a collection going at this point.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

//Motivation to do anything lately has been equal to the desire to stick my dick in a lit fireplace.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

The note Nicholas puts on Abby's back: Hug me!

The note she probably puts on his: Shoot me!

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

Definitely looks punchable.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

He likes Skipper though, he seems an aight lad.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

And on that day, all hell broke loose.

Blame Skipper.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

At this moment in time, Nikkie realizes he is now outnumbered four-to-one about Scouts.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

Fuck teams, all the Scouts should just gang up together.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

We shall overtake TF2 in a Scooter invasion.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

The sound of many things being knocked over

DID HE MISS ROLECALL

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

Oh.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

Perhaps James should be extended an invitation to the singles club.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

@ James and Cari "CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIGHT"

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

James asking the real questions though

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

@ThatDemoLady "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT"

Squeezing her a bit less now-he seems to realize he may be squishing their unborn child.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

kICKS IN @THATDEMOLADY'S DOOR

TACKLES HER

"YER FREAKIN' PREGNANT"

Way to state the obvious-he's just happy

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

@ThatDemoLady No response, but a loud and unmanly comes from the BLU base.

It's unclear whether he's very happy or fucking terrified.

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

Text @ThatDemoLady:

👨‍👩‍👧?

👶?!

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

Raises hand

"Present"

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

💙

[Aberdeen Elspeth @ThatDemoLady]

Damn Ma ,

You cute as hell

[Nicholas @FastBluFucker]

💔

[Aberdeen Elspeth @ThatDemoLady]

Oh