FastChad

Clemson fan in search of love. Olympic hopeful.

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@FSU2Times I’m frequently told that nobody deserves me, but I don’t think they mean it as a compliment. ZFG

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@washingtonpost Tell us how this is a bad thing

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@jontweetssports I’d dance by myself in parking lots too if I could move like that

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@BradWCAttorney I can’t wait until something so bad happens to me that I can get a settlement that large.

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@CincinnatiZoo Very cute. How much do those cost?

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@washingtonpost I always wondered how Alan got a giraffe in the movie Hangover 3.

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I challenge anyone to name something more rewarding than swatting a fly that has infiltrated your domain.

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@TheFreakyGoof @nytimes Actually yes. My cousin Clint got struck by lightning while we were admiring one. It gave him Tourette Syndrome which makes him almost impossible to golf with anymore. It’s a shame. He used to be a stick before getting zapped.

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@Independent I find it alarming that half of Americans do care about some random soccer exhibition.

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@NUCLRGOLF @TrackingRory @NellyLegion Bryson must be pissed

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@NUCLRGOLF Poorly

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@Jerry_C__ I don’t mean to brag, but I got three answers right.

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@daileyjoyf Minnesota’s stadium is only .3 miles from an Applebees. Hard to pass that up.

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@FromSluggo Strong pass, I’d probably have to wear a jacket and collared shirt to get my face on camera someplace like that. #aintnoapplebees

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@kouvsevildead

[Message Board Geniuses Podcast @TheMBGPodcast]

NEW EPISODE

This week we discuss everything we know about #NCState, #TexasTech fans melting down, whether #Auburn is the #Indiana of the South, a #Georgia fan who hates the Savannah Bananas, Matt Rhule’s work ethic, and more

🍎 https://t.co/Wgl3tkLdNx
🎧 https://t.co/cmY3aY1LYh

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@BradWCAttorney *pull out

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@daileyjoyf Chilis, Waffle House, Applebees

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the 90’s were simpler times…

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@Jexxie It was the perfect day

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Day 27 of a smoke detector chirping. Anyone know how much longer it will take before the battery runs completely out?