Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D

Martin House Brewery sippin', hot wheel/vinyl music/comic book/action figure/sneaker collecting, Bad Dad Joke telling sports junkie P1. #HereWeGo

[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

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[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

Awww does someone needs juice box and a nap. Glad you admit the Candian mens team is so bad they couldn't beat a team of primates. #YouBigMadBro

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys https://t.co/GaDUly8zGi

[SEOforDeplorables @DeplorableSEO]

@globeandmail To be clear, the @globeandmail is admitting that Canadian hockey is so pathetic, Team Canada cannot beat a team of monkeys.

[Peter Luce @krazyrabbi]

Cathal Kelly, you absolute embarrassment of a Canadian columnist—sit the hell down, eh.
I’m a Canadian through and through. I love hockey more than my morning double-double. I was gutted when Team USA beat us in overtime for gold in Milan, but you know what? Those American kids earned every bit of it. They played their hearts out, won fair and square, and getting flown to the State of the Union, clapped into the Capitol, and celebrated by their whole country? Good on them. That’s sports, that’s pride, that’s awesome. I’m happy for the players.
But your headline? “The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys”?
Jesus Murphy, Cathal. What in the actual fuck were you thinking?
You took a moment that should’ve been “yeah, it stings after we lost, but congrats to the champs” and turned it into the most childish, classless, sour-grapes garbage imaginable. Calling Olympic gold medalists “monkeys” in the national paper? That’s not sharp commentary. That’s not even decent trash talk. That’s the kind of low-brow, playground crap that makes every reasonable Canadian’s blood boil—because it makes all of us look like bitter, jealous assholes who can’t handle anyone else winning.
We already get enough “sore loser” jokes south of the border. You didn’t channel the natural hockey-rivalry salt into something clever or witty. You went straight to zoo noises like a drunk uncle ranting on Canada Day. Now Americans are screenshotting your lede, laughing their asses off, and we’re all stuck looking small and petty.
You didn’t represent the Canadian perspective. You embarrassed it. You embarrassed the game we love. You embarrassed every one of us who can cheer a rival’s success without melting down into monkey memes.
Next time you want to write about hockey or politics, maybe leave the animal insults in the reject pile and try a little dignity. Some of us actually love the game more than we hate losing.
Do better, Cathal. We’re better than this crap.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to watching highlights from 2010 and pretending the Leafs aren’t cursed. Go Canada… but next time, do it with class.

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[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BOOM! Jack and Quinn Hughes say the night before their GOLD win vs Canada, they stayed up late dreaming of scoring an OVERTIME gamewinner

"It's what you DREAM about. 6 years old, now 24, STILL dreaming that."

"Best USA hockey moment in a LONG TIME!" 🇺�

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

11-year-old Aiden Clark was murdered by an illegal alien.

Not a single Democrat protested or made signs for him.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

The first time Venezuelans are seeing justice in 26 years…

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

A message from a Venezuelan
“Where were all of you Liberals?”

[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

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[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

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“A racist person would never call you & your family beautiful”

“He sees this beautiful family of this mom & kid, he’s gonna call them beautiful & a gift from God & you trying to sit here and tell me that he hates black people”

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

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[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

@angryjohnie @vandoliers 20/10 would crush 2 or 3 of those, so would the kiddo.

[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

@vandoliers Shipped Muh Pants needs to end up as a B side to a Vando's future song OR the new theme song to the podcast

[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

@vandoliers Hahahaha I play Kenny G my local dive bar.

[Nike.com @nikestore]

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[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

@vandoliers Malort & Dirty Dog Water?

[Secretary of Fun Elect - Nick D @Fat_Nick78]

@vandoliers Malort & jalapeño juice?