Best of New Girl

All funny quotes, moments, and much more New episodes of @NewGirlonFOX Tues Jan 5th All credit to FOX and New Girl

[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"I'm wearing my no sex outfit. Because no one will have sex with me in this outfit"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"Hey, this is the fat guy we used to make dance for chocolate!"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"You have obviously been dumped before"
"Why do people keep saying that?"
"You ordered a Shirley Temple"
"It's a virgin Denzel"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

@LamorneMorris I wish I had Winston to help me with relationship issues
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

@NewGirlonFOX Ding Ding! The biscuits, are ready!
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"Where'd you get these burritos?"
"The spot on the corner"
"You know I helped a woman give birth in the kitchen"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

Funniest episode of the season!
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"Thank you for the swift kick to the face, perhaps you would like to stay at our place"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"You spent summer of 03 at the MTV BeachHouse. I spent that summer watching Felicity, recording a fake radio show reviewing snacks"
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[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

@Fat_Schmidt Thanks for joining us! #NewGirl

[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"Cece you were on the MTV Beach House? Did you get to introduce a music video and then scream?"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"Are you free tonight?"
"Yes I am"
"Me too!!"
"Well I hope you find something to do!...."
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

Ready for the new episode of @NewGirlonFOX !!
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"Having sex with your cousin's wife is like letting a dog drink water out of your mouth. It's not pleasant, but it's legal"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"If I can't have a child, then maybe I should have one with my cousin!"
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[Lamorne Morris @LamorneMorris]

Day 5 on set of #newgirl season 3. @iamgreenfield is in rare form. @riffraff @andymilonakis @simonrex https://t.co/yULQONKyzn

[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"The only thing my parents invented was a wand that reached the microwave buttons so we didn't have to get up"
"So, like a stick?"
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[New Girl @New_GirlTV]

High five! There's an all-new #NewGirl tonight. ✋ https://t.co/05aTWe0PDv

[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

@LamorneMorris
"WINSTON! Stop having sex in the sink!"
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[Best of New Girl @Fat_Schmidt]

"The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me Gob"
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