The Fat Asthmatic

Fat. Asthmatic. Fuck off.

[Lucy Wood @Lucy_Jane87]

As a rising comedian I totally understand this, but Rosie is well known now, making this a deal-breaker, with her status would force promoters to be mindful of accessibility showing up as an ally for fans. The silence when we asked her management to help was shocking 3/3

[Lucy Wood @Lucy_Jane87]

As a collective, we fight hard for the things no disabled people take for granted, with a platform comes the opportunity to make change, rather than 'I won't perform in inaccessible spaces' she went with the line 'If I don't perform in inaccessible spaces, I don't get paid' 2/3

[Lucy Wood @Lucy_Jane87]

It's LAUGHABLE that Rosie Jones is asking fans to tell her their worst stories about being disabled, when for me, one of the worst feelings I've had was when I, a disabled person couldn't go to her gig because the venue was inaccessible, she didn't respond and wasn't sorry. 1/2

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I'm sick of being a fat asthmatic, so I'm giving up eating and breathing.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I'm drinking Cheeky Vimto, eating crisps and watching telly from the Seventies.

Mr Saturday Night, me.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

@Richard04168561 Yeah, I've been laid up in bed with a pain in the arse. My wife.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I'm not your mum so why try father?

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

Today is National Pie Day because I say it is.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

Is fudge a blood type?

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

@Richard04168561 Yeah. Been busy eating cakes.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I've been away.

I'm still fat and asthmatic.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Recruiters, knock this shit off.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I'm #1 so why fry lard, eh?

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I have eaten my body weight in Monster Munch.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

Back from Fat Camp.

Put on five stone.

I won!

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I never even knew who Tom Grennan was until he was beaten up, so, you know... every cloud.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

@Richard04168561 Sugar flavour.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I scream for ice cream!

And axe-wielding maniacs.

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

I'm back! Got trapped in the fridge, had to eat my way out and got stuck!

[The Fat Asthmatic @FatAsthmatic]

All this talk of war is making me hungry.

I fought the Inch War.

I lost.