Fat Miggy

I might (not) be Miguel Cabrera and I might (not) play for the Tigers, but I'll definitely eat more cheese than you. My dog, Sparky, sucks

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

I resemble that comment

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Sid Fernandez was one of the great fat guys in sports. Feel free to shout out your favorite sports fat guy.

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Got an address for me?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? At the zoo, do the elephants throw *you* peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat stores we've got you covered!”

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[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Respect me. I might steal yo girl, tho #dinger #goyard

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

Never accuse Miggy of stealing signs (via @SBekovic)

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

PSA to all my fans: In an effort to keep everyone safe & due to an abundance of caution, I will be requiring all my strippers to be vaccinated & double-masked. Thank you

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

This morning, I announced that Miguel Cabrera will be co-chairing the Protect Michigan Commission. I am incredibly grateful that Miggy is stepping up to the plate to help inform Michiganders on the importance of getting their COVID-19 vaccinations.

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

@colttaylorr @GovWhitmer I resemble that comment

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

@GovWhitmer I’m happy to continue to help protect Michiganders from C19, Fitness & World Series rings. “Free chicken wings with each dose” is our push!

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Fun fact: If you get a vax thru my new campaign, it’s like a sweepstakes. Spin the wheel & get either Moderna, Pfizer or Cuervo. FUN!

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

@GovWhitmer I’m proud to stand up & remain a pillar of health, fitness & fashion for this state. Also, gravy & coney dogs. #buurrrppp

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

@GovWhitmer I’m proud to stand up & remain a pillar of health, fitness & fashion for this state. Also, gravy & coney dogs. #buurrrppp

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Final lineup:

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Well, the teams are set for the 15th annual Tidy Bowl! Degenerates abound on each side #tidybowl

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Napoleon comes with Fedo & Timmy Carlson

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Fathead goes Doc O’Hagan & Timmy Gives

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

STEAL OF THE DRAFT!! Napoleon slides in with Rints at #6 overall

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Fathead takes rookie Scotty Jackson

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Napoleon with Captain Insane-o

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Fathead’s #2 pick is Brian Spence @AlBointon

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Napoleon follows with Chic

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

With the first pick, Fathead selects rookie Brian Kelly

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Further delay as the gamesmanship continues. Fathead has to take a poop.

[Fat Miggy @FatCabrera]

Napoleon captain slow-playing Fathead’s leader. Draft about to start now inbetween periods #tidybowl