Fake Prince

I'm not Prince Fielder, I just pretend to be him. He's way too nice to say the things that I say, but I'm pretty sure he's thinking them.

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

"What are you wearing?"
"A batting glove."
"Ooh, what else?"
"That's it, just a batting glove."

Works every time.

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Don't act like you're not impressed.

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

"Hey girl, I see you there."

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Did you guys miss me?

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

True story RT"@DrunkMiggy: Somewhere Prince is sitting naked eating a gallon of ice cream with 4 empty pizza boxes surrounding him"

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Doc says I need to take it easy after surgery. I just hope I don't lose my slim physique while I'm recovering.

[Tom Gage @Tom_Gage]

Tigers 4, AAAstros 1 after six

[Lynn Henning @Lynn_Henning]

This just in: Robbie Ray has also turned down a $144 million contract extension.

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Can't wait to see what Robbie Ray can do at the Major League level

[Max Scherzer @Max_Scherzer]

WWE sent me this for the CY. Gotta give a huge thanks to @VinceMcMahon #freakinsweet

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

One belly flop in the ALCS and the #Tigers change their whole strategy

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Are you happy now @Lynn_Henning?

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Looking forward to working with @Cordell_Walker.

[Prince Fielder @RealPFielder28]

Thx to the @Tigers organization, my teammates and Tigers fans. Detroit will continue to hold a special place in my heart

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Now, everything really is bigger in Texas

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

Adrian Beltre: 2014 MVP.

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

I guess the city of Detroit can only handle so much sexy. Curse you Brad Ausmus!

[Fake Prince @FatCatPrince]

@SeXXXyAusmus Actually, skip, I'm trying a new off season training regimen. I should be in tip top shape to play DH for you this year.