Fat Dave Smith

Fat husband, Fat father, Fat comedian, Fat Libertarian, and fattest host of 1/3 of LOS. asshole.

[Fat Dave Smith @FatComicDave]

We need to roll back the weight

We put pie in all of our own citizens

Our arteries are flooded with non HDL cholesterol

If you wanna see who America's next fatty is.......look at who we're feeding right now.

All of these problems are a result of Dave Smith being way too big.

[Swole King Cole @SwoleColeFitnes]

You got amphetamine cocktail drinking senile guy Vs this nigga

It's a wrap

[Swole King Cole @SwoleColeFitnes]

BREAKING: TRUMP SHOOTER HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS "SHEMUAL HYDESTEIN" A PRO BIDEN SUPPORTER

[Swole King Cole @SwoleColeFitnes]

When you realize you have free will

[Tom Woods @ThomasEWoods]

The great @LibertyLockPod shared some behind-the-scenes stories, and where we go from here https://t.co/IACRC9PBK3

[Jake Collins @_latemetal_]

@FatComicDave

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

@chrisspangle Hey Chris, two questions for you: Did you miss the rest of this or are you intentionally cutting it out? Also, remember when we debated and I fucking humiliated you easily? Happy to do it again anytime but we both know you don’t want that, coward bitch.

[Fat Dave Smith @FatComicDave]

#FatDave

[Fat Dave Smith @FatComicDave]

@AaronRodgers12 @DavidBakhtiari You rang?

[Swole King Cole @SwoleColeFitnes]

@RealCandaceO @ComicDaveSmith you're lucky, Dave doesn't usually talk to black people

[ConspiracyExtremist @ConspiracyEx]

It was an honor to have our first guest @TowerGangCole / @FatComicDave on Episode 12 of Horseshoes & HandGrenades. Episode will drop 02/22 links below

[Fat Dave Smith @FatComicDave]

@luisjgomez when are you going on @TowerGangPod ?

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

@wigger

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Ringleader and coordinator of the Orthodox underground tunnel, Sam'uel Hydeberg, has turned himself in on charges of child trafficking and kidnapping.

Please watch @TowerGangPod tonight for more up-to-date news on this event!

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

Underground NYC!

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

If "get the fuck away from me" was a picture
@ComicDaveSmith @TowerGangCole @LibertyLockPod

[Swole King Cole @SwoleColeFitnes]

Vivek Ramthisdickupyourass

[Swole King Cole @SwoleColeFitnes]

POV: you are an HR manager and you just sent me an email about a "concerning joke" I said in the office

[Reasonable Men Doing Unreasonable Things @thellrazer69]

@luisjgomez @TowerGangPod
@TowerGangToad @TowerGangJose
@FatComicDave
@LibertyLockPod

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Unban everyone not banned for legal reasons, meaning they broke the law in their posts. Loosen the TOS to what @elonmusk said originally "if it's legal in the USA, it should be legal on Twitter" and let's have some fun.

People who wish not to engage can mute and block.

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

Hey @Wendigoon8
Come on my podcast @NephilimDSquad