Marcus' Soapbox

Live tweeting dnd sessions with your favorite nerds (we are many in number)

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QUOTE CATEGORIES:
#campaignquote : past session quote
#livequote : in-session quote
#themprobably : never said, but...

CAMPAIGN LIST:
#sanssnom
#fatesfnf
#seaofdreams
#stellafortuna
#peloria
#stw
#distantshores
#moseyoninn
#wedonotcare
#eskivarth
#tothemoonandno
#safepassage

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"I don't think she could take.. TWO things happening today."
-Brent about Moti

"-Moti EVERY day."
-Orville's player

#livequote #fatesfnf

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"Wherever you are, you need to run. My father- talk later."
-Hayden

#livequote #fatesfnf

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"Power. Word. Sam Puckett."
-our stupid players

#livequote #fatesfnf

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"Eeyorei runs at you and hugs you so hard."

#fatesfnf #livequote

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*comforting bug noises* -Faelynn

#fatesfnf #livequote

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"That man says my name every night before he goes to sleep!" -Arthur, with so much power in his voice.

#livequote #stw

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Shalana's player: "I think Snake Eyes leads the way."
Arthur: "I kick Snake Eyes out of the way so that I can lead the way."

#livequote #stw

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There's always a game of rock paper scissors going on between Arthur, the universe, and Shalana.

Arthur beats the universe
The universe beats Shalana
And Shalana beats Arthur

#themprobably #stw

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"North, how long does it take you to... Cool down?" -the dm

#livequote #crownsncurses

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Milkweed: "It wasn't a fair fight. I was very tired."

#livequote #crownsncurses

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Faelynn: This is going to be very weird. I grew up near a farm.
Faelynn’s Player: and she turns into a pig.

#stw #fnf #fates #campaignquotes

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“When you turn into a BLOODHOUND do you have their sense of smell? Can you smell this robe and potentially try and track it?”
- Pampalaena attempting to exploit Faelynns wild shape for detective work.

#fates #fnf #stw #campaignquote

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Milkweed @ Prince North:
"Are you firing me?"

#livequote #crownsncurses

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Milkweed: "You seem angry."

Prince North: "WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?"

#livequote #crownsncurses

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“Gonna be real with you chief. I don’t think Nora would do that.” -Nora’s player when the DM describes that Nora has previously eaten lizards just cuz she can

#s2c #livequote

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"Jekyll, I have a question... Do you think it's possible to ACCIDENTALLY steal the necklace?"
-Leo

#s2c #livequote

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"Conrich, can you... like... PROVE that Dach-ra can die?" -Nora

"Alright, you're kinda scaring me here Nora." -Leo

#s2c #livequote

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"Leo cries out into the wilderness."

#s2c #livequote

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"These are definitely little black painted rock shards.
I mean, you can tell from a mile away that these have been painted."
-The DM to Nora

#s2c #livequote

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"You're drinking your water and you think

'Man, this water could really go towards a well-tended field.'

And then you think

'What?'"
-The DM to Dachra

#s2c #livequote