Fat Eric

I'm a forgi. Part fox, part corgi, part beanbag and 25% fat lazy idiot security guard for @PickliciousF 🦊

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

My best day ever with @rickygervais. Look at me, I'm dancing!!!! 🦊🎶🕺🪩🧡

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@VampyShima I don’t know, are there different kinds?

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

I've been chatting to my pumpkin friends today. It turns out they understand forgi! 🎃🦊

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@rickygervais If no one asks anything, maybe you could perform one of our daily conversations.
Ricky: Hey Eric, what’s the meaning of life from a forgi's perspective?
Eric: It’s mostly about balance, boss. Ecosystems. Interconnectivity. Buying the right cat food. Oh yeah, what's for dinner?

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@JaneFallon My Halloween wish must've come true!

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

I'm busy getting ready for Halloween. There's so much to do!

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@VampyShima But I'm a forgi, I'm not a real pumpkin, silly!

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@PickliciousF @Catholic4God Oh no, am I fired again?

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@PickliciousF I saw everything but now I’ve forgotten what happened.

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@mjkitten1 @JustMissEmma He looks friendly! I’m a forgi!

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

I asked Grok how many cats are on twitter and it said millions and that @PickliciousF routinely pulls in hundreds of thousands of views and tens of thousands of likes within hours. I asked how many forgis are on twitter and it said 'What is a forgi?' 😢

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@PickliciousF Sometimes my My Prawny needs support too. Lately he's been putting in a lot of hours in our band, Prawn to Be Wild. 🎸🎶

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

Happy 6th Picklversary to my big sister @PickliciousF! Please don't knock me off the sofaaaaaaaarghh ❤️

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

I'm a Faithful! But I'm allowed to try on the clothes, aren't I?

[Pickle @PickliciousF]

Obviously I’m a Faithful 😇 #TheTraitors

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

I'm learning about history! It was the equinox a few days ago and I found out Stonehenge might be a neolithic clock. I stood there for ages but the stones didn't move so I didn't know what time it was.

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@JaneFallon @PickliciousF Yes we have such happy times over on insta 🧡🦊

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@rickygervais Hi boss, you're often saying it’s money for old rope. What does that mean? Are we about to run out of rope? Should I order some? Is new rope more expensive?

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

Now that I've signed up for guitar lessons, I'm going on the road! 🎸🎶 I need a name for my band. How about Me and My Prawny?

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@rickygervais Hi boss, if I went back in time and met Charles Darwin and told him about the theory of evolution and he took notes, then I went back to my own time and he wrote up my notes, who actually wrote On the Origin of Species? Was it me?

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@PickliciousF Could I have three guesses?
1. Universal causation
2. The moles who live under the pitch who were having a family picnic
3. Nicole Kidman?

[Fat Eric @FatEric2025]

@PickliciousF Do they need oranges cut in half? Only I'm having a few problems in the kitchen right now. I could offer a carrot if that helps.