Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY||

🔗 One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes 🔗

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.”

🗡️ Don di Famiglia Oliveria
🗡️ Wanna know more, keep watching
🗡️ Desc. & Lit. w/ 13+ yrs experience
🗡️ Storyline linked below

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

Missed your face Spider Monkey 😉

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

Woman!!!! Where are you?!?!

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

*Crawls out of my hiding spots, and clears my throat.*

Hi 😎

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

The fact I have zero fucks left to give with 2 hours plus, left in my shift is frightening to my co-workers.

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

100% this…
That’s how I feel about certain people & clients.

[Ness @NessVicious]

Some people treat being unbearable like a career. Shame there’s no retirement plan for being a professional pain in the ass.

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

That clarifying moment when you realize who you are…

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

Night folks

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

*waves from the trenches of work warfare* Someone send booze please!

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

You are not! You shush!

[Ness @NessVicious]

I am very dense sometimes. Fucking brain fog.

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

You shush!!! 🤫

[Jordan West @WestHasWon]

You are supposed to swallow.

[Jordan West @WestHasWon]

Even better body from what I saw the other night. *Laughs*

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

I’d say so to lol

[Jordan West @WestHasWon]

You got a good face.

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

Just realized my besties man is irritated with my face… well damn… *chuckles*

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

Who’s making you cranky?

[Thorn Vicious-Masen @ViciousPrick]

Now they're saying shit about someone I don't even know. Are you testing what I said? It's deleted. {Laughs}

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

Well I mean that isn’t a lie. *laughs with a subtle shrug* But there’s enough visual porn from all the sex bot shit too…

[Thorn Vicious-Masen @ViciousPrick]

Cuz I said People don't fuck on TL anymore and that's why it's boring. {Laughing}

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

Why are we yelling at Thorn today? *laughs*

[Mateus Oliveria ||PARODY|| @FatesPunchinBag]

@WestHasWon Anything fun as long as it doesn’t involve work. *laughs*