Funky Butt Lover

Cat lover. Satanic débutante. Dick person. No strong opinions on Bubble Tape.

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[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

When you're at your favorite bar and a party bus pulls up

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Hahahaha

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@M16A1E1 @thedodger777 @RobDenBleyker @AslansKompis Sounds like Rob shouldn't be anyone's history teacher

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@muntazireimam84 @0dd0ddette @RobDenBleyker @AslansKompis It's literally a part of their charter as is never accepting a two state solution. They're poison.

https://t.co/0J4rRKEUQo

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@PhitzySAmael @RobDenBleyker @AslansKompis They would but we're not a predominantly Jewish nation so people wouldn't complain as much.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@Fallenislost @ValidLs That's what happens. Have fun living with this death and more to come for the rest of your pathetic life

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

Way less nazis over there and I'm even threading mildly amusing things again
https://t.co/HxHd6H2OTH

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

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[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

Giving Threads a try. @ patrickbauer

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@TPointUK Sign me up, dork.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@OfGadsden @TPointUK What price will I pay, Gary?

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Texans die from heat exhaustion after governor bans water breaks —

At least 9 inmates, including 2 men in their 30s, died in Texas prisons that lack air conditioning.

At least 4 workers have died after collapsing while laboring in triple-digit heat https://t.co/M7MqNGoAn4

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@ChrisMurphyCT Such a good idea to target these supposed swing voters instead of looking slightly to the left where there's a legion of people begging for Dems to be who they pretend to be.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@ChrisMurphyCT Whatever it takes to never do anything good, I suppose.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@AlphabetMafia13 @jason_jacquet @StormyDaniels @OUTtv Sure. All the more embarrassing for you, I suppose.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

This is cool because poor people and people from poor families are way more likely to go to prison. We do love squeezing money from those who can afford it the least, don't we?

[Matt Katz @mattkatz00]

Tried to put $5 into my account so an incarcerated person at a NJ jail could call me. The company that runs the phones, @ViaPathTech, charged me $8.25 -- more than 50% in fees.

Unlike in NYC, calls from NJ prisons/jails cost $. There's a bill to make them free, but it's stalled.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@noahgittell This is tough because I think Jack Kirby is the coolest person to ever exist but, for the parameters you've set, Stan Lee fits the bill a little more.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@NEWSMAX I would be more inclined to watch your network if @newsmax weren't ground zero for pedophiles.

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

Why this is fine (1/600)

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

@notweirdorbad @John80992103 @JohnDSailer @CHSommers They think they aren't a part of the working class. They're also doing a favorite thing of mine which is denigrating workers who make the products they buy.