FatGaming

Windsor Ontario Based Smash Ultimate Team. No Jabronis Allowed. Our Presence is a Present.

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Do boneless chicken wings come from boneless chickens?

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I'm in her ass, like a tapeworm

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Have you seen this man?

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Yeah man I'm pretty normal

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Smell my finger.

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Metaphorically speaking? I'm trilping serious balls
#Metaphor

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What I am about to do has not been approved by the vatican

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Do you like it FAT?

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Real men never apologize for their mistakes.
Real men don't make mistakes.
Me?
I've never fucked up.
I'm fucking awesome, dude.

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Eat that ketchup you dirty bitch

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Get in, loser!
We're doing Butt Stuff!

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One time at work i was sp fucking hungry i went and bought two burritos
I had one in each hand
Dual wielding burrito action
Ate it in my car cause i didnt eant witnesses
Fattest thing i ever did

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I'm like a chocaholic but for alcohol

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OH GOD I'M A LEMON

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Yo @BarackObama i am your biggest fan can you send me a cool twenty bucks for beer money

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Best part about being FAT is that your girl always wants to top lest she be crushed by mounds of FAT rolls
#FatAndProud
#JustBottomThingz

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Tell you what, trufflebutter sounds great till you know what it is

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My dick in your mums ass call that shut a beef wellington

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I've never been to arbys but i love your mums riast beef sandwich
I bring my own horseradish sauce

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Fat is like... a state of mind, bro
You gotta alter your states
You wanna be FAT?
The secret is Salvia.
A hole lot of Salvia.