Fat Girl Problems

Last name Hungry, first name Always.

[Fat Girl Problems @FatGirlProblem]

LET’S
GET
BASTED

#HappyThanksgiving #fatgirlproblems

[Fat Girl Problems @FatGirlProblem]

I'm a social caterpillar. I spend most of my time at home eating. #fatgirlproblems

[Fat Girl Problems @FatGirlProblem]

There are two kinds of people in this world: French fries or side salad. #fatgirlproblems

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My favorite flavor is calories. #fatgirlproblems

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Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. And muffins are healthy. #fatgirlproblems

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The only thing on my bucket list is @kfc. #FatGirlProblems

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A real friend holds your hair back while you eat. #fatgirlproblems

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IDGAF: I Don't Give Away Food. #fatgirlproblems

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In case you're wondering where I stand on the issues: I am 100% pro-cheese. I fully support a woman's right to cheese. #fatgirlproblems

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Please excuse me while I bagel. #fatgirlproblems

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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit. #fatgirlproblems

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Serving size: 4.
Yeah, all 4 me.
#fatgirlproblems

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I'm into fitness. Fit'ness pizza into my mouth. #fatgirlproblems

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I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions. #fatgirlproblems

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Bae-con. Bacon. #fatgirlproblems

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My favorite flavor of cake is more cake. #fatgirlproblems

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I eat enough burritos to qualify for dual citizenship. #fatgirlproblems #CincoDeMayo

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Women should be in the kitchen. Men should be in the kitchen. Everyone should be in the kitchen. The kitchen has food. #fatgirlproblems

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Pretzel runs > bagel runs > beer runs > running. #FatGirlProblems

[Fat Girl Problems @FatGirlProblem]

Whenever people talk about dieting, I’m like, “Pizza tastes so good.” #fatgirlproblems