Erica Clarke

overly emotional but slightly rational 📍nyc

[Erica Clarke @FatGrl_Slim]

Michelle Obama work ethic, Cardi B attitude

[tashington @tashpocket]

pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im gonna start a service where i, a 27 year old (wise) help 23 year olds (naive) figure out if their boyfriend is a loser or not before they waste their mid 20s w him

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

The true measure of adulthood is waking up to daylight savings instead of experiencing it in a bar as it happens.

[Bailey Fowler @baiillz]

Post anxiety sucks bc you’re STARVING after not being able to eat from it

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

There's literally nothing better than when you're full on laughing with someone and you both keep adding things that make it funnier and you can barely breathe.

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

a tic tac for breakfast, a tic tac for lunch, and 3,000 calories for dinner minutes before bed

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I don’t know what local weather channel needs to hear this, but we don’t actually need to see the weather guy swept out to sea on live television to understand that there’s a hurricane outside

[Steve @thahumorguy]

my appetite is so weird.. i be starving then take just 3 bites and be full.

[shelby. @cathedralslut]

Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i could never be a stay-at-home mom, but being a working mom is ALSO really hard. being a working dad seems pretty sweet though

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

haven’t waited tables since 2014 but every Sunday I still get a little jumpy imagining being triple sat & all three tables want water, coffee AND mimosas

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same

[trash jones @jzux]

friends will be like “this made me think of you” and then send you the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen in your life

[Sam @sammlevesque]

“what boy has you smiling at your phone so much” ma’am this is actually just my college bestie group chat

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Went to a new doctor today and she asked if I smoke cigarettes and I said “only when I’ve been drinking a lot” and she deadass went “yeah we’ve all been there”

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story