For reference when stranger things started my friends from high school still talked to me I asked them if they still think about me last week and they all sent me a picture of a giant tarantula eating my grandpa in hell which my friend who works with computers confirmed is real
ICE agents gotta be some of the dumbest people alive. You get all the PTSD of the military but you don’t even get a free Dodge Hellcat or a discount at Texas Roadhouse and no one salutes you at the airport plus you’re gonna burn in hell for eternity. Rough deal
My new startup uses drones to deliver cigarettes through your car’s sunroof in traffic. Looking to raise like $1k or however much a drone and a carton of cigs cost