Football Haikus

Footballing poetry,
from our heroes whose speech is,
monosyllabic.

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Thirty nine seems large
Strength in numbers I'm thinking
And the ref can't count

Martin (57)
https://t.co/PNORSfWdP7

#Ireland #MUFC #AVFC

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

FIFA, bunch of crooks
So vote for me or I will
Chop your balls off

Salman (53)

https://t.co/KQ39W7SWqu
#FIFA #salman #mufc #uefa #avfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Caaan’t believe these caaants
I mooooved to Birmingham
Fackers sacked me

Tim (41)

https://t.co/izhTc4FV5o
#avfc #sherwood #birmingham #cfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Divert attention
From players will soon take
Touchline suicide.

Jose (55)

https://t.co/Cifzhxbp5K
#chelsea #CFC #mufc #avfc #thfc #avfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Divert attention
From players will soon take
Touchline suicide.

Jose (55)

https://t.co/Cifzhxbp5K
#chelsea #CFC #mufc #mcfc #thfc #avfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Want work in London
Since losing to Arsenal
Probably Barnet

Pep (40)

https://t.co/i4KxuPXqig
#Arsenal #Chelsea #MUFC #MCFC #THFC #NUFC

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Want work in London
Since losing to Arsenal
Probably Barnet

Pep (40)

https://t.co/i4KxuQf1GQ

#Arsenal #Chelsea #MUFC #MCFC #THFC #AVFC

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #lcfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u …
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #scfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #Celtic

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u …
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #cpfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u …
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #wba

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u …
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #ncfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u …
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #nufc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u …
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #whfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9cT78u
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #thfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Torture is a crime
But also watching Bahrain
Is bloody murder

Salman (49)

https://t.co/Ty6z9daIx4
#FIFA #UEFA #MUFC #MCFC #Arsenal #AVFC

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Move to new country
Try to change stereotypes
Sue Nazi doll firm

Basti (32)
https://t.co/eg5Woi9aV7

#manutd #mufc #arsenal #chelsea #avfc

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Pressure is nothing
To buy out Mourinho costs
Thirty million.

Jose (53)

http://t.co/kyqyMix9GW
#Chelsea #Arsenal #MUFC #avfc #Mourinho

[Football Haikus @FatherJackMSP]

Pressure is nothing,
To buy out Mourinho costs,
Thirty million.

Jose, (53)

http://t.co/kyqyMiOKyu
#Chelsea #Arsenal #MUFC #avfc #Mourinho