Kris

sarcasm and procrastination
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[stellacreasy @stellacreasy]

Independent research shows being out of the EU costs us £330m PER DAY in lost output.

10 years ago they put made up numbers on the side of buses, now they put it on here, Attack ads funded by the same people who claimed brexit would fund the NHS and still can’t do maths.

Don't let them steal your future twice.

[News to Remember @allchronology]

This is *absolutely* how to handle him. Stay on script. Insist on facts. Give him hell. 👏🏾

[Mr. Keynes @TyKeynes]

The richest people on Earth have convinced millions of broke assholes that the greatest threat to their prosperity is someone even poorer getting a free lunch.

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

The sooner this toxic prick goes the same way as Boris Johnson the better.

[Brendan May @bmay]

There is absolutely no way on earth this man can ever be anywhere near government. He’s an agitator.

[Shehab Khan @ShehabKhan]

To be clear - the current story is that 3 batsmen took it upon themselves to use sandpaper to tamper with the ball to try and help the bowlers - and they decided to do it without the bowlers knowing.

It’s the most stupid explanation.

[CineSports... @TheHelper242]

This is the moment of controversy which every Australian Cricketer is currently trying to hide... 👀😱

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Matt Goodwin is getting absolutely getting dragged on Question Time, and he has no leg to stand on. He campaigned for self-proclaimed misogynist Robert Kenyon during the Makerfield by-election.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Danny Tommo knew he was going to change his plea to guilty. The whole thing was just a big grift to get donations from his gullible supporters.

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Update 📢 48 days of fundraising for his defence costs...

'Danny Tommo pleads guilty.'

[hooves ⁶³ ⁴⁴ ⁴¹ GR1ND 2027 @lovefoaly]

We cannot call him performative when this visit is really difficult to do and arguably dangerous, taking this stance won't be popular with sponsors, and it has generated so much buzz and conversation including on mainstream media that rarely reports on it these days

[ali @dxbestani]

Notice how Hadjar is the only driver who liked Hamilton's post... #cowards

[sim @simscircuit]

Lewis Hamilton: "I'm here with the Egyptian Red Crescent as they load these boxes containing aid they have prepared to send to Gaza. They went to the Rafah border today, accompanied by their wonderful volunteers. They have more than 70,000 volunteers across Egypt, and over 2,000 people here volunteer every day to make sure these boxes are ready and packed as well as possible. They're fully ready to be
deployed. So we really need to put pressure on Israel to
reopen the crossing from the Palestinian side, because not enough trucks are getting through each day."

"The people in Gaza and Palestine are in such urgent need that they could hardly need this aid more than they do right now, so we really must apply pressure.
And work together to ensure this aid gets there. There is a great deal of it, and this center is just one of several different sites that also contain such wonderful supplies, full of food, medicine, and things that individuals and families in Palestine really need."

[deni @fiagirly]

🚨 | Lewis Hamilton via Instagram: “Israel needs to fulfil its obligations under the ceasefire and let the aid trucks in. No excuse.”

“The past three years of Israel’s genocide in Gaza is appalling. It’s an injustice for people to be denied their freedom, their safety and their dignity. No human being should be treated as though their life matters less.”

“I saw walls stretching for miles, built to keep them in. Standing there, outside what felt like an open-air prison, all I could think about was getting in to help.”

“At Rafah border, I saw food trucks lined up ready to go, but they’re regularly not allowed in or face major delays. The first driver in line that I spoke to had already been waiting over 12 hours. At the nearby logistics centre, I saw the hard work of the @egyptianredcrescent, but I also saw what gets rejected for crazy reasons. Sleeping bags, first aid kits, medical equipment, wheelchairs, even footballs for kids.”

“Israel needs to fulfil its obligations under the ceasefire and let the aid trucks in. No excuse.”

“I know so many people feel that same helplessness. That same need to do something rather than just watch. I don’t want us to get used to their suffering. I don’t want us to look away.”

[LPC @landpalestine]

He didn't just visit Palestinians . He stood with them. Smiled with them

Salute SIR lewis hamilton

[Ben McCord @benmccord]

Forgot to delete this one?

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

Usman Khawaja will join Sky in its coverage of next summer’s Ashes 👀📺

Via @willis_macp

[Senior Lieutenant Zandi Sussex @ZandiSussex]

The haters are absolutely crashing out. 😂

They were convinced their smear campaign would shut doors for Harry and Meghan. Instead, it’s done the exact opposite. Harry and Meghan are addressing the European Parliament and appearing on major international stages as advocates for justice, equality and human rights.

Imagine dedicating years to trying to sideline people only to watch them rise higher. 🤭

#NoChildLostToSocialMedia
#LostScreenMemorial
#HarryAndMeghan

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Don’t think our off-air conversations are supposed to be broadcast…

But in this case

Given I was up against Reform’s George Finch

…I’ll make an exception

🤢

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Russell Brand jumped into the Covid conspiracy when he found out everything was coming out about him.

He then gained a far-right following by claiming he was going after "Big Pharma", got baptised and told the gullible people he'd brainwashed into his little cult not to believe media.