Fat Jesus 🍕

does anyone have any pepcid so I can settle this cauldron of shit in my stomach

[Fat Jesus 🍕 @FatJHC]

@boston25 Please include their names in the headline…. Sum Ting Wong and We Tu Low.

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@14words88wayss @nypost 😂😂😂😂

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@TheBabylonBee Lmfao!! Here’s one: Biden Blames Putin For Foul Smell In Oval Office “Today the Russian leader decided to sh-t my pants”

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@TheBabylonBee Lmfao! 😂😁 I got one: Kamala Harris Unleashes SuperSonic Laughter Across Europe - Russian Army Waves White Flag

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@TheBabylonBee Lmaoo! 😂🤣 I got one too: Biden’s German Shepherd Suspiciously Quiet On War In Europe

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@TheBabylonBee lmfao 🤣😁 I got one too! “Jen Psaki Uses Heat Vision On Peter Doocy For Asking Valid Question”

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@TheBabylonBee Lmao!!! Here’s one: 4D CHESS! Unemployed KeystoneXL Workers Disguise Themselves As Illegal Immigrants So Biden Will Send Them Cash

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@TheBabylonBee lmaooo funny!!! 🤣😁 Here’s another one: Struggling To Cope With War In Europe, Average American Really Missing “The Good Old Covid Days”

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@TheBabylonBee Lmao funny!! 🤣😁 I have one too: Lindsey Graham Calls For The Assassination Of Captain Crunch. “It be a great service to the roof of mouths everywhere”

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@TheBabylonBee lmaooooo @TheBabylonBee funny!! 🤣😁 I have one too “Nation’s Police Officers Disguise Themselves As Antifa So Democrats Will Fund Them” 💀