Chubby Fatman

Big can be beautiful.... just not to the majority of the world. Follow me, and I will teach you the ways of the fat.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

I hate it when I'm in an elevator with somebody and they keep staring at the weight limit sign. Gah.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

I will fight Santa to the death for those cookies. There'll only be one fat, cookie eating bastard here, and it ain't the jolly old man.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

All I want for Christmas is Jenny Craig's number.... Just I can call her and tell her how bad she's missing out.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

My bra size is a 46 G.... Is that normal for boys my age?

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

I've got.... Snacks on snacks on snacks!

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

I'm hungry. But then again, I'm always hungry. Damn stomach, you make my mommy and daddy poor.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

Ever seen a circus elephant in a tutu? No? Come on over, I'll show you my ballet routine.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

They don't call these bad boys "love handles" for no reason. ;) Ladies, it's just like a moon bounce, I promise.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

#ILoveWhen Japaneese people say "ISS GODZILLA!" When I walk by. It makes me feel so popular.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

Why does everybody think it's so funny when fat kids fall down the stairs? Oh yeah, because we don't fall... We Bounce.

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

Dammit, Mom! I told you extra crispy, not original! Get it right, woman!

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

I stood on the scale yesterday. The number was shocking. I decided to put down the ham I was holding and try again. #MuchBetter

[Chubby Fatman @FatKidIssues]

Don't you hate it when you forget about the cake you stashed in one of your rolls for later, and you smell it all day long?