Fatman

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

R new pizza chef dwarf joe !!!!! I predict BIG things for him !!!

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

I recon its the last one being as she's asleep but no wait I could stick her eyes together yep that's what I'll do #cumintheface

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

Oh dear I've gone through two bottles of wine in less than an hour so ether @bethchaders is getting it in a big way or I'm going to go sleep

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

@thedial making sure @bethchaders has always got a COCKtail in her hands!!!!! I'm deffo putting it in the bum tonight #bumfun

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

Y is it that when in hung over I'm so horny I swear @bethchaders is getting so hard tonight In fact I might even lick her bum hole #lickit

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

St paddys #sundaysmashup was epic!!! Not sure about this Irish jig going on in my guts though!! O no time for another Guinness poo 💩

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

Gave @bethchaders a nice v day prezie this morning a beautiful pearl necklace!! And it was a bigun from the size of the box it CUM from!!!!

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

So went for a run yesterday 2 and a half miles round the estate and i still didn't catch the fucking ice cream van!!!! #givemea99

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

So just found out ill do anything @bethchaders will ask all it takes is a cheeky lick round my balls and I've cooked and cleaned #ballwash

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

So transfer window closed a def I've never heard of is now on the books mint!!!!! Oh he can't play in the chap league #wengerforpresidnet

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

After all the big talk last night turns out someone fell strait sleep!! But don't worry @bethchaders had it hard this morning #morningglory

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

Turns out havin five peronis after work when u hav been off for a week and not really drank means @bethchaders is getting it so hard #fact

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

So turns out @fatmanbrewsters balls r so big that when he's laying on his bed they sit on the mattress #hesgotbigballsandicannotlie

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

Always check before u drop the kids at the pool!!! Because someone may have used the last toilet roll so can u bring me some @bethchaders

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

Fact of the day @fatmanbrewster makes the best fried bread and now he's past it on too his padawin @imbrewin but don't forget I'm the dad

[Fatman @Fatmanfacts]

It has been said that @imbrewin has lost at least 7 hours due to not clocking in after a smoke break #badtimes #getcallumtohotlarder