Matt Birmingham

the mind bruises just a little bit easier

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

I just entered to win tickets to see @ninjasexparty LIVE! Follow @WellmontTheater and enter here: https://t.co/DaVYw3fr8i

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

@MikeyyB_28 broooo can we get these?!

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

@MikeyyB_28 broo i really hope this continues for the rest of my life lmao

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

RT to pass the joint

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

"Hey what's up?"
Work.
"Wyd later?"
Idk I'm at work.
"Why didn't you text me back?"
I was at work.
"Wyd tomorrow?"
Probably working.

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

@SeeNoEvil2Movie @twisted_twins @KaneWWE @WWEStudios @lionsgatehorror #3noevil needs to happen. Every great film deserves a trilogy

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

I dont think my class understands....we graduated why are you all gettin dressed up and photobombing the new kids' moment?

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

When routine bites hard

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

I love on memorial day when people post those "oh its not national bbq day" posts. bitch, wtf did you do with your family today?

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

Happy birthday to the only monster who scared me as a kid @KaneWWE

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

Nothing couldve made my day any better but this new @starwars trailer

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

How the hell is there going to be 8 fast and the furious movies?

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

You people tweet too much

[player/coach @CMPunk]

Found some urns in my garage. Y'all want this shit?

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

Blasting the motherfuckin 'fits. #jerseysfinest

[Matt Birmingham @FatMattB]

If youre gonna scream, scream with me moments like this never last