@apropos_0@SCUDERIAFEMBOY he's saying, "Max your F1 corruption has been exposed by the BBC and will be broadcast next week in a documentary." Max replied: " the engine was so out of balance it made my ball bag tingle - I jizzed on lap 45"
@mintmav@SCUDERIAFEMBOY McLaren's majority share holder invites Lando and Oscar to their weekly beheadings. Oscar says no, Lando sends his retarded mum instead - she returns with stories of a wonderful show with a kaleidoscope of reds and purples. She can't understand the wailings and crying though.
@SCUDERIAFEMBOY Jos also had to tell Max that his new child (not Max's but Jos's) needed more child support. Jos can't support a child on his welfare payment. He is officially graded in the Netherlands tax system as "a useless cunt".
@CxmeronCc Toto Wolff is once again thinking "so many years in this game and no one has discovered my family's history of sending Jews to concentration camps. Thank you Bernie for the cover up"
@DrewPavlou The Aboes should recite a "Welcome to Property Development Opportunity - we are going to win in the end and 95% of your profits will be ours"
@CricketAus All those dirty filthy money paying Poms broke your record. Dirty unwashed, souless, spineless, English cunts. But take their money you big Jewbies
@DonnyVerstappen I wonder if Christian Horner is supporting Max - or his he too busy slapping Geri Halliwell in the face demanding that she SUCK IT, SUCK IT, SUCK IT until UNCLE CHRISTIAN IS HAPPY. If you don't make UNCLE CHRISTIAN HAPPY it is ANAL for you.
@antsharwood Don't be too hard- they are great wordsmiths (it is their language after all) - let them bring it on. And all Australian cricketers - at every level of the game - cried the day Phil Hughes died. And we are proud and not ashamed to say so.