Fatso Forgetso

I'm just a bloke in the world. Single. Now my life is a work in progress. Hit me up.

[Fatso Forgetso @FatsoForgetso]

@qikipedia Okay, but then I can add lots of little straight lines and travel the whole 29-fuckin-000 miles...

[Scouse_Ma @Scouse_ma]

LOLZ

[Scouse_Ma @Scouse_ma]

This kills me every time

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD is our film of choice on Independence Day. (All the crazy shit happens in the early morning hours of July 4th!). To celebrate 'Murica, here's Tarman tap dancing!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

What

[Astronomical Society of the Pacific @AstroSocietyPac]

A planet-hunting instrument on @ESO’s Very Large Telescope, has captured the first confirmed image of a planet caught in the act of forming in the dusty disc surrounding a young star: https://t.co/pUYlbiwxIb #news #sphere #astronomy #vlt

[Fatso Forgetso @FatsoForgetso]

@MetroUK Women or woman...?

[@blondieblow @blondieblow]

RT and FAV if you would unload on me like these gentlemen ! https://t.co/RU2RMh7k2y @blondieblow

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

FF x GNR x #FirenzeRocks
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[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

100 Years is a movie starring John Malkovich, made in 2015 and due to be released in 2115. The film is locked away in a safe with a timed release mechanism and invitations to the screening have been carved in stone, to be handed down to descendants of the invitees.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In this article: The 25 most side-splitting far-side cartoons get ranked.
https://t.co/NWtNKOAr8T

[Fatso Forgetso @FatsoForgetso]

@MetroUK And their taxes funded that appalling service.

[Fatso Forgetso @FatsoForgetso]

@MichaelAvenatti @StormyDaniels Both knew what they were getting into, Stormy Daniels beds old billionaires and the president likes to add another rug to his burgeoning collection.

[Men's Health UK @MensHealthUK]

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