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@Ambrosiadove Get help.

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@MrTibblesNewEra @MichelleDewbs Made up story.

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@MichelleDewbs Don't believe this story at all. Many times I've been allowed through the barriers at stations in london when my ticket wasn't scanning. The staff are always helpful.

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@MaxFRobespierre Pochin's face always looks like that, like a smacked arse.

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@hol40900 Straight out of the Trump playbook.

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@Truth96316567 @Trudie74041241 How dare you insult the over 60s. I'd struggle to think of an uglier git than Willy. Give us credit for a bit of taste please.

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@RtHonBTaplow @I_amMukhtar Protesting is fine, just do it peacefully and you won't end up in court.

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@Daisy_Dook @RupertLowe10 Then you think wrong.

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@LeeAllan70 @JDVance @elonmusk Good, you won't be missed.

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@LeeAllan70 @JDVance @elonmusk Yes please do and don't come back.

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@KieranDuderty Brilliant, love it. Keep their memory alive. Good times.

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@Ann18Beth @VintageReadShow @RoyalFamily I believe you believe a load of shite.

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@BradHardwidge @Malcolm_Sillick @cleanupbritain @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd You have to book a slot, how dare they make life so difficult for you. The nerve of it.

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@Malcolm_Sillick @cleanupbritain @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd They are not difficult to access. Don't be ridiculous.

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@Vocal_GenX It takes 2 minutes and when you arrive you don't have to queue for ages. Don't be ridiculous.

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@GriftReport Amazing how he can lie with such ease now.

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@Dorothyjanetoo @LBC I thought the post was about Willy and Kate, but they're boring as hell so let's mention H and M. Sad.

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@PatriciaBasham8 @ZandiSussex He married the woman he fell in love with. Quite normal in the real world.

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@SkyNews Oh wow! This has made my day. Sitting with the plebs, how honourable.