Fatterdog

PhD in getting bread.

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

telling my waitress at ruby tuesday to call me el diablo

[football2017 @nojamers]

is this true? wow! 😮 👇

[Fatterdog @Fatterdog]

Shutting down a six lane highway so I can stroke my shit

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Grandpa is happiest man alive

[Fatterdog @Fatterdog]

Someone said Biden was getting his dick sucked by Kamala’s butt

[fortnite small shield potion @cartmanologist]

whip out your schlong youre the piano man

[Fatterdog @Fatterdog]

Slinging my shit at the walls like a fucking monkey rn!

[Fatterdog @Fatterdog]

Vodka got me searching DoorDash for the nearest glory hole

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

hey come quick, there’s a guy at the urinal who’s been peeing for 12 minutes straight and says he thinks he can make it to 20

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i went to Take 5 for an oil change and they showed me a fetus and said it contained my DNA

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I'm not dying to no handjob virus.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I want to have an extremely Chinese summer.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

I be playing with my dick between every death when i play cod

[mark @lowbob_soypants]

i wanna look at mr beasts pussy

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

i met mr beast
she’s black

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Stapling poop to my knees

[jet @jetneptune_]

One summer (19 years old) I did so much Xanax that I woke up a month later and I had joined the volunteer fire department had all the gear and everything

[Fatterdog @Fatterdog]

Poop loading…

[Fatterdog @Fatterdog]

Need a new hobby huffing gas is to expensive now.