John Witzke

[John Witzke @FatterVater]

My son’s first game with me- 30 point win for the Cats. Good luck charm! #bbn #kentuckybasketball #ukbasketball

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And here I thought flopping was a “point of emphasis” these days. Oscar moves and dudes fall. #bbn #ukbasketball

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@PsteveBBN I’m still mad.

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Word ban at CDC includes 'vulnerable,' 'fetus,' 'transgender'
https://t.co/MZCZFCBcPd

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@ESPNU we are trying to watch a basketball game. We don’t care about the Yankees

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It'll be awesome when the next ice age comes and we all get crushed on Trump's fence as we try to get into Mexico.

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Saran Wrap always seems like a good idea, but never ends up being so.

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#opry

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I gotta say it- Nashville? Meh. #Nashville

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#opry

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@TheDBM independence crosswishjvxinv

[CNN @CNN]

A 5-year-old Detroit girl died after shooting herself with a gun found under a pillow https://t.co/L8EQEvaBYn

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World Beer Day and I drank red wine and bourbon. WBD fail. #WorldBeerDay

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Uber is the shit. That is all. #anniversary #uber

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All i got is "gahhhhh" https://t.co/G2Vbj3GUsi

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Say what you want.

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I just voted for Tyler Ulis for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here: https://t.co/XERsW5ktmr https://t.co/WT4ZuGHgOq

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@howitz13 aren't you glad I reminded you about Twitter?

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@McConnellPress #DoYourJob

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Well played, John Oliver #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain https://t.co/aE0We2jVKs # via HuffPostComedy

[John Witzke @FatterVater]

I just voted for Tyler Ulis for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here: https://t.co/XERsW5C4L1 https://t.co/WT4ZuGpFWS