Fat Toasty

Mostly football, mostly City, mostly light hearted.

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I’m starting to feel like that kid from the 6th Sense - I see City fans at every Big Cup Final but people keep telling me they don’t exist 😳👻 #iseeBluepeople #Mancity @SteTudor123 @PrestwichBlue @CitySection

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@jeremycorbyn @IslingtonTrib That’s what you took from a parade where people were stabbed … and loads of others sexually assaulted ?

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@Beigerevenge And his favourite historical figure is the Duke of Swellington 🫡

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@MarioNawfal The Neil Pointonator

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@afcjxmes three thousand replies in and haven’t seen Bruno Fernandez once … funny that. 🙃

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@Danny_McMoomins Think this could your best ever tweet 👏🏼

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@DavidHartley21 I know I know … explains everything where Ollie Holt is concerned … Doesn’t make him readable but it makes it more fun to to preface everything he writes with ‘I don’t really know’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Looks like Haaland’s let himself go since joining the Norwegian World Cup camp 😳

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@giorgiking10 You walked so he could run … standing on the shoulders of the giants 💪🏻

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Anyone lost a ball? ⚽️

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Deciding penalty in the Champion’s League final and they play for a corner …. only Arsenal 🙄⚽️

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If we just ignore the left arm and the foul from the Arsenal player … that was a stonewall penalty…. If we ignore the foul by the Arsenal player. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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‘What I will say Steve is that Arsenal’s kit looks really red against that green pitch’

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@Komps4 One of? 😳

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@cakelover247 I know you’re supposed to block and ignore idiots but for you I’ll make an exception …. mate, go to the game, have a beer, enjoy … you’re better than this, please tell me you’re better than this. 🤔

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‘They’re saying there was only 500 people at the City parade but I know for a fact there was 20,000 fans in the Arena alone while the Parade was taking place … it’s almost as if people just make things up these days’

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@cakelover247 Mate - I couldn’t give two shits … we had 60,000 fans at the game the day before - f@ck me … how many times do you want people to say thank you? .. I remember when United fans had bigger things to concern them at the end of a season - how the mighty fall.

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@ShottyHorroh @DavidHartley21 Get it on a banner for the charity shield @WeAre1894

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Over 3 million fans in the Co-Op Arena 😳