Pierro, The Jester

The Director of the Fatui. Occasionally the PR manager. ALL FATUI INQUIRIES GO HERE:

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

Greetings, #fatuitwt. I am The Jester. Her Majesty has decreed as follows:

“Since no Harbinger can control themselves on this app, and they keep giving up industry secrets, Pierro will be dispatched in order to regulate their behavior.”

NOTE: Hroptatyr is not welcome here.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

You got that bro I’ve got bigger issues rn.

[FIFTH FATUI HARBINGER PULCINELLA @MAYORPULCINELLA]

JESTER DONT LEAVE ME HERE WITH HIM PLEASE

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

Life Update: adopted a child.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@berylonie I predict you will lose.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

Snezhnaya Weather Forecast: Snowy

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@DailyPulcinella You don’t even know what you’re talking about little man.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@berylonie No problem.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@Pantaloan Read into the evolutionary line of the Gallus gallus domesticus. It will shock you.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

He loses his business partner and immediately jumps to the extreme. This is what we call an end-life crisis.

[Pantalone (financial advice) @Pantaloan]

I'm thinking of getting a breast reduction.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@Awfullyvain WE WILL HIRE YOU AS ONE OF THE PALACE PAINTERS! Your answer will be “yes,” you do not have a choice.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

FORGIVE ME for my tardiness. Project Stuzha has been consuming my time because Pantalone randomly disappeared for a week!

I look RAVISHING here, thank you for this accurate depiction! However, I’m not quite sure why I am being compared to a goat. I am not animalistic.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

Dottore changed my password one too many times. He will no longer be an issue.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

Hello? Is anyone there? Dottore changed my godforsaken account password. I am going to kill this guy.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@DailyRoland_CEO Duly noted. I may have to mandate that everyone refers to me as such in the future.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

No one cares about “DAINSLEIF.” Everyone should vote for ME!

[Daily Capitano ❈ @DailyCapitano]

The tournament continues!

Vote for who YOU want to see face Capitano in a 1v1 fight in the future. Power levels DO NOT matter.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

I TOLD you that giving up your life for our cause is worth it!

[Daily Mora @MoraDaily539]

Some of the Job Benefits of Harbingers include:
-Complimentary Housing, Healthcare and Food
-Tax Exemptions
-24/7 Access to Military Equipment & Personnel (Platoons, Spies, Warships, etc.)
-Diplomatic Immunity
-Delusions
-Minimum $100k annual Salary
-Cool Coats
#GenshinImpact

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@codenameDOCTOR Manipulate? I do no such thing.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

“You can’t just recruit a bunch of vulnerable children to indoctrinate them into your military! That is wrong!”

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

@MAYORPULCINELLA I told you to STOP DOING THIS!

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

Hello? Is anyone there? Dottore changed my godforsaken account password. I am going to kill this guy.

[Pierro, The Jester @FatuiDirector]

FORGIVE ME FOR MY ABSENCE.

HUGE PLANS COMING IN SNEZHNAYA. PULCINELLA DOES NOT HAVE MANY DAYS LEFT!