Lady Walda Bolton

Pie enthusiast and loving wife of @LordBolton. If I pop out sons the way I pop in tarts, the Dreadfort will soon be overrun with Boltons.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

@JeyneWesterling What is so horrifying about preparing a roast chicken, Your Grace?

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

I seem to have misplaced my husband. Has anyone seen @LordBolton? I hope he hasn't run off with some whore from Volantis.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

@Theon_Greyjoy Come to my bathing room, dear. You may wash me and eat whatever you find between my rolls.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

@Theon_Greyjoy Again? @RamsayBolton How many times must I remind you that pets need to be fed? This is why your guinea pig died.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

and placed her in the oven.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

one, but in the end he had captured her. He always did. Mouth watering with anticipation, he massaged oil into her tender white flesh

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

cock strained against his breeches as he wound the cord round her plump thighs and pulled it tight. She had led him on a merry chase, this

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

Walder chuckled softly as he stripped her bare. He trailed a sharp blade over her breast, tracing the blue veins beneath her pale skin. His

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

In celebration of my 513 erudite followers (one for each pound!), I would like to share an excerpt from my new book, 50 Shades of Frey.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

Once again I find myself apologizing for my absence. @LordBolton and I have been terribly busy lately, with both war and wedding plans.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

I assume Ramsay was trying to punish me for some imagined slight, but I enjoyed my little vacation. The larder is my favorite place to be.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

I apologize for my absence. Ramsay locked me in the cellar after @LordBolton left for the south.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

The family that flays together stays together.

[Jeyne Stark @JeyneWesterling]

Oh, and how could I forget? #FF @LordBolton @FatWalda. There are no hashtags for what those two have going on. NONE. #disgusted

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

I have heard rumors that the opening credits will be replaced with my personal theme song to commemorate the occasion. http://t.co/JCrzd2XV

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

I am ever so excited to see my sweet @LordBolton's #GameofThrones debut! I will squeal and shudder in delight.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

Roosie invented a marvelous game called Red Wedding. He says "Jaime Lannister sends his regards" and thrusts his manhood between my teats.

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

I love the way @LordBolton talks dirty to me. http://t.co/kJuhc7HX

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

@JeyneWesterling They sought sanctuary from the war. We would never lock you up, sweetling. #freerangetastesbest

[Lady Walda Bolton @FatWalda]

That was better than sex but not quite as good as pie. #GameOfThrones #TheNorthRemembers