Fatwood Beard Company

This Twitter feed is an example of how NOT to market your company on Twitter. It’s mainly where we post random pics/thoughts for our 72 followers.

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Yeah, I know about gold. #tuesdayvibes

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If only we were as passionate about hand sanitizer as we are about beard products. We’d be millionaires. Super boring millionaires. #SaturdayThoughts

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@VampersandT So maybe it takes a few months for us to see Twitter posts... awesome review! You have a great writing style 👊🏼Thanks for the review!

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@ColinCowherd

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@MadeByTim

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Just saw someone online saying that they want a beard oil that smells like cereal. #youcantbe #cereal #man

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#PrimeDay #PrimeDayDeals #PrimeTime

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Happy 4th of July! #IndependenceDay #July4th #4thofJuly #freedom #America #Merica

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We were going to get in on this Vikings and beards trend, but according to Ancestry DNA we’re 0% Scandinavian 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I’ll just leave this here... #BeardGang

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Beard Combs Are An Overlooked Necessity For The Perfect Beard https://t.co/5CpKEpEZFS

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It’s a week of free t-shirts on our website! Why? Here’s a secret.... We ordered hundreds for an event we had to pull out of, and we’re up to our eyeballs in them #15followers #insiderinfo

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In my mind “This photo of me sitting on a fence will look cool.”
In reality: This photo looks like me taking a leak. Time to fire the camerawoman. #amateurphotographer #apictureisworth #15followers

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We’re having a giveaway at https://t.co/Zw5DvZ6NQ4 👍🏼 #15followers #sweet16 #isntverysweet #sweet15 #whereitsat

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Thankful for @TheDapperManUS because without them, I think we’d just be talking to ourselves #fifteenfollowers #15isagoodnumber #16mightbe #toomany

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“Why don’t you have pictures of beards on your social media pages?” - There are hundreds of beard company pages with thousands of beard photos (often from the same stock images) Do deodorant companies just splash armpit photos all over Instagram? #foodforthought #15followers

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Application rejected. Guess I’ll never be a silicone ring ambassador. How crushed were you when you found out you’d never become a hand model? #scarstellstories #15followers #whowillbe #numbersixteen

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Name that beach... #15followers #beardgang #beardoil #beardstyle

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“A Game of Beards” #GameofThrones

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A tip for startup beard companies: Don’t add Vitamin e to your oils, there’s already more than enough in the carrier oils. Makes it look like you didn’t do your research #TuesdayThoughts #15followers #insideinfo